My snark-shake brings all the boys to the yard...

[GSO1962]

Alright, here's a couple of pics from last night:

Commence with the heckling.

Are you the one with the pink head band and skirt?

 

[Guyon]

Derek, I think Spark can change your username to "Pretty in Pink" for a nominal fee.

 

[worldwood]

Are you the one with the pink head band and skirt?

Depends on what time that night it was

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Enjoying a chimay blue, waiting for the daytona 500 to restart. Probably the few times chimay and NASCAR have been enjoyed together...what can i say, i'm just a classy redneck

 

[TBL]

Well I finally got the kids out for some fun today in the snow! The weather wasn't so bad out so we went for a walk to the store to get some shopping done and when we came home we used the mountain of snow near the end of the driveway to make a snow fort. Been so long since I made one and It could double for a winter shelter

View from the front. The drift is about 4-5 feet tall.

The kiddos in the first part of the dig (before we expanded it)

I made an entrance off the side-walk so the kids could get in easier.

All in all a fun afternoon with naps skipped I'm hoping they drop around 7pm so I can relax a little bit before Walking Dead comes on!

 

[Bladite]

yar wolves.

yar bacon

mmm, home style bacon, slicked thick drizzle with maple syrup, and chili powder, baked, drain, put some hot sauce on there. oh yeah. you be going DAMN

 

[worldwood]

I read that like 20 times. It sounded better each time. Im going Damn. If no pictures you FAIL.

 

[Tdhurl1103]

I read that like 20 times. It sounded better each time. Im going Damn. If no pictures you FAIL.

I had to read it a few times too. Each time I said, "Dayum" at the end. LOL

 

[mountainmist]

[video=youtube;EldQzTxSKMM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldQzTxSKMM[/video]

 

[Tdhurl1103]

By the way Derek, nice attempt at "looking 80's." However, what you actually did with that ensemble is imitate a guy embracing the 90's while still stuck in the 80's. That's called the Yuppie Grunge look....or "Hey I work at Microsoft!!"

Yes, its sad that I am able to point this out.

I'll GFM now.

 

[bigghoss]

Alright, here's a couple of pics from last night:

Commence with the heckling.

Shoulda smeared a bunch of white powder under your nose to really complete the 80's look.

 

[granitestateofmind]

yar wolves.

yar bacon

mmm, home style bacon, slicked thick drizzle with maple syrup, and chili powder, baked, drain, put some hot sauce on there. oh yeah. you be going DAMN

I read that like 20 times. It sounded better each time. Im going Damn. If no pictures you FAIL.

I had to read it a few times too. Each time I said, "Dayum" at the end. LOL

Should I be worried that I understood it the first time I read it?

yar, what it meant

understanding easy

should i worry? that i grok bladite is worrisome. to some. myself included.

mmmmm.....sweet, spicy bacon. hard to go wrong with bacon, any kind.

 

[worldwood]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

‘That sure is a nice fire truck,’ the firefighter said with admiration.. ‘Thanks,’ the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles..

‘Little partner,’ the firefighter said, ‘I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.’

The little girl replied thoughtfully, ‘You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.’

 

[worldwood]

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said Yes. So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

 

[worldwood]

WOtD

Remuneration. Noun.

1. Remuneration is the compensation that one receives in exchange for the work or services performed. Typically, this consists of monetary rewards, also referred to as wage or salary.

WOtD 2

Ameliorate. Verb

1. to make (something, such as a problem) better, less painful, etc.


Use both in a sentence???

His job to ameliorate living conditions led to higher remuneration for all involved.

I made that up so it may not be proper HAHA

 

[NathanJ]

Thanks for the laugh WW

 

[Chameleonbear]

It looks pretty good WW.

My favorite joke is "Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducks"

 

[worldwood]

Thanks for the laugh WW

Any time bud!!

It looks pretty good WW.

My favorite joke is "Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducks"

I need more "meat" to this joke, tell me more about the bar, tell me A LOT more about the brunette, you can even tell me more about the ducks, im good on the blond

 

[Chameleonbear]

There is nothing more to that joke. That's the meat and potatoes right there.

So, yeah I admit sometimes I'm a total idiot. I had to google what the heck YMMV was. I never would have guessed it was your mileage may vary. Never in a million years would have guessed it. In so many cases it doesn't work either.

 

[worldwood]

Thats not so bad, I have googled SWMBO probably like 5 times.... Counting once today....

I think my brain blocks it out intentionally every time i look it up. Something about the word "obey"