why would i keep something sharp next to my bed when i have something shooty??
to rob my house a burglar would really really have to be awful determined. a few of the obstacles he'd have to overcome include....
1) my weird sleep patterns.
2) fenced in property roamed by a pack of 4 very noisy dogs.
3) the strings of bells hanging from all 3 doors.
4) windows with strategically placed fragile items or heavy furniture in front of them.
5) "boss" the hyper aggressive and very vocal minpin that constantly patrols the inside of the house at 130mph nonstop.
6) my horribly light sleep.
7) a deadbolt on the bedroom door.
8) 8 rounds of 12g 00 buck from my shotgun. the shotgun also has a blinding light attached to it, and if absolutely nessecary it makes a decent club when empty.
also understand that at the first sign of real trouble the girlfriend heads for the closet where there's a spare cellphone plugged in at all times and a glock 19 with a 30 round mag and a light. her sole purpose in life at that point point is to get on the phone to 911 and relay information while i keep the shotgun leveled at the bedroom door from the other side of the solid oak dresser.
so i ask again, why would i need something sharp next to my bed? wait, maybe i should mount a bayonet on the shotgun.......
to rob my house a burglar would really really have to be awful determined. a few of the obstacles he'd have to overcome include....
1) my weird sleep patterns.
2) fenced in property roamed by a pack of 4 very noisy dogs.
3) the strings of bells hanging from all 3 doors.
4) windows with strategically placed fragile items or heavy furniture in front of them.
5) "boss" the hyper aggressive and very vocal minpin that constantly patrols the inside of the house at 130mph nonstop.
6) my horribly light sleep.
7) a deadbolt on the bedroom door.
8) 8 rounds of 12g 00 buck from my shotgun. the shotgun also has a blinding light attached to it, and if absolutely nessecary it makes a decent club when empty.
also understand that at the first sign of real trouble the girlfriend heads for the closet where there's a spare cellphone plugged in at all times and a glock 19 with a 30 round mag and a light. her sole purpose in life at that point point is to get on the phone to 911 and relay information while i keep the shotgun leveled at the bedroom door from the other side of the solid oak dresser.
so i ask again, why would i need something sharp next to my bed? wait, maybe i should mount a bayonet on the shotgun.......