now this is a proper bushcrafter knife!

[BushcraftBrainTrust]

A few more Hortons.

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Well before Bushman gets ahold of this pic for a new WSS thread, lol. Here is the next one,,

 

[Foilist]

Who needs a cartoon when you've got the real guy?

He really needs to lay off the internet porn.

 

[August West]

Reminds me of the water buffalo scene in Apocalypse Now. Chris

EDIT: Graphic content http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGTe1vF679U

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Now I must watch that again tonight! My girlfriend will be so happy,,,

 

[August West]

Now I must watch that again tonight! My girlfriend will be so happy,,,

Yeah one of my favorites, the scene I linked with The End building to climax as the buffalo and COl Kurtz are sacrificed is absolutely unbelievable. One of the best. Chris

 

[Guyon]

I hope the German dude is buying that khukuri. I can't wait to see the bone he gets for it.

My Horton rocks. Here it is alongside my Camelbak.

 

[tonym]

People actually drink that crap??? If that knife could talk, it would ask for some real beer...

 

[CarpScot]

Where in the world did you get a sixer of Bud Ice? Have you been secreting it away for the last ten years?

 

[Guyon]

If that knife could talk, I'd sell it.

Where in the world did you get a sixer of Bud Ice? Have you been secreting it away for the last ten years?

I know a guy who knows a guy.

 

[August West]

People actually drink that crap??? If that knife could talk, it would ask for some real beer...

Thanks Tony, I didn't want to be negative about knives AND beer, but a beautiful custom knife in front of that, I am getting confused again.

 

[Guyon]

I think I've got a picture of a Busse with some PBR. Would that help clear things up?

 

[August West]

I think I've got a picture of a Busse with some PBR. Would that help clear things up?

Clear as a bell, after buying the knives it's all you can afford, I totally understand.

 

[Guyon]

Now you're catching on. I couldn't find the PBR pic, so here's a Becker with some turkey sausage. Please don't be confused.

 

[BushcraftBrainTrust]

Thanks Tony, I didn't want to be negative about knives AND beer, but a beautiful custom knife in front of that, I am getting confused again.

Wait until you hear about the Gimp.

 

[Guyon]

The Gimp confuses even me.
Is Jeremy the Gimp's father? Does the Gimp have gills? Why does the Gimp love fantasy knives?
So many questions... so few answers...

 

[Jeremy Horton]

I sold the gimp and all the rights to the Horton Knives Fantasy Division, it belongs to Hippyboots

 

[Guyon]

I may have to drink a toast to hipboots with one of my precious Bud Ices.

 

[Rockywolf]

I love Horton knives, they are badass! I just can't afford one!

 

[Guyon]

I love Horton knives, they are badass! I just can't afford one!

If I mentioned the red-eyed Horton ninjas, would you want one even more?

I think the .550 blade was made for the ninjas. It's obviously a stealth blade.