Hang around a while, you'll catch on, then you'll be just like us...
(But seriously, Jerry buries "treasures" throughout the U.S. Then he torments the heck out of us with clues and riddles. It all started when he mixed up Sadie Hawkins day with Sadist Hawkins day...)
the best ones are the knives he buried 10 years ago! Real treasure, probably worth thousands of dollars each (original Argonne Assaults, Desert Storms, etc).
Only problem is that I think Jerry forgot where he buried them!!
I love the idea of buried treasure,but without some clue of even what state how would anyone know where to look?Even if you said its in kentucky near lexington near a large field you still would not find it.The clues will amost certainly have to be so specific to the point of out right tellin you where.Jerry how does this work?
Hmm, I have an idea how we can speed up this process. How bout we establish a fund so that we can post someone where they can keep Jerry and crew under constant surveilance? Then we could each have our wonderful blades that much sooner....
"How is that picture of just a rock supposed to help us?" - Don L
Who said I was trying to help you???? LOL
Trust me my friends, the frustration has only begun. . . . Many will start out on the "Quest for the Payloads". . . but few will finish. . . .
Sleepless nights. . . . bouts of alcoholism. . . . ruined marriages. . . . arrests for digging up dirt that shouldn't be dug up. . . anger at me for clues that will be too difficult to decipher by common men. . . Anger at those who will not quit. . . Expect them all!
Do not start the "Quest for the Payloads" unless you are willing to abandon all else!!! Mooowahahahaha. . . (that's supposed to be my evil, hand rubbing together, Dr. Evil-like, taunt) Moowahahahaha!!!!
Nr. Evil
("Nr." is the abbreviation for Nuketor. . . sort of a doctorate of all things nuclear)
Marsupial. . . . The riddles will lead you to within a few feet of the exact location. . . sometimes to within inches. . . . IF you can solve the riddles or story clues.
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