OE's wtf GIVEAWAY... Let's be Creative

I'm new on here but I'll give it a shot!

1. Name: hmm, ZT LSK (light survival knife)
2. Uses: what can't you use a ZT/Kershaw for??
3. Materials, Durability features: dunno but it better be awfully damn tough!!
4. The Need this product fills: LSK, duh.., light survival knife!
5. Key value or feature: easy to carry, durable, good edge holding, plays twinkle twinkle little star to help you fall asleep when lost in the woods, after you've used it to make a shelter and fire of course!!!
6. Wild card issue: doesn't look very sheeple friendly!


edit: "oops didn't see the 50 posts requirement! haha, :( disqualify me please!!
 
1. ZT Straight Razor
2. Shaving, slicing and dicing!
3. Titanium handles and ZDP 189 steel (or any steel that will take a very thin and razor sharp edge)
4. Everyone needs to shave eventually! :)
5. Thin, thin, and thinner! :thumbup:
6. A gentleman's ZT knife.
 
glockman99 said:
To be totally honest, I don't see how the Glock pistols can be improved...Even by ZT.:p.
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Hammer27 said:
Patton called the M-1 Garand "The greatest battle implement ever devised" and look how far past we've gotten from that:cool:...progressive, forward thinking, that's ZT:D
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take note in the different wording here: patton said it was the greatest ever devised, I'm sure the things we've devised since then he would consider superior.

ZT can do it, but it will happen in a way no one thought.
 
Ok, I can't win, but I couldn't help it. Note the serrations for deep cleaning or cutting rope.

I'LL LET THE PICTURE DO THE TALKING BUT....
1. ZTeeth 601XTiS
2. field dental hygiene, gun cleaning, Misc. utility
3. 3D textured titanium or anodized aluminum frame
and proprietary ZT memory alloy bristles
4. The Need is for an Extreme Use toothbrush, of course
5. Doubles as a gun cleaner
6. future models to have glass breaker butt.
 
OregonEdge said:
Ok, I can't win, but I couldn't help it. Note the serrations for deep cleaning or cutting rope.

I'LL LET THE PICTURE DO THE TALKING BUT....
1. ZTeeth 601XTiS
2. field dental hygiene, gun cleaning, Misc. utility
3. 3D textured titanium or anodized aluminum frame
and proprietary ZT memory alloy bristles
4. The Need is for an Extreme Use toothbrush, of course
5. Doubles as a gun cleaner
6. future models to have glass breaker butt.
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Just for the record, so far, this would be the winning entry.

Edit: Also, in case you were wondering, when I don't win this I'll probably need ZT tissues to wipe the tears from my eyes. The knife up for grabs is absolutely awesome.
 
OregonEdge said:
It makes me feel good to give (sometimes;)

PRIZE the NEW NEW NEW 1725CB JYD composity D2, New in Box $120, retail

Rules: One entry per person only!, winner to be judged by THOMAS W over the weekend. Contest closes after Friday 4/4/08 11:30:00 PM. Must have 50 posts to BF.

What's your idea for a new (NON KNIFE) ZT LINE product.
Provide:
1. Name
2. Uses
3. Materials, Durability features
4. The Need this product fills
5. Key value or feature
6. Wild card issue

ThomasW is under no obligation to seriously consider any of our ideas, and humor is always in play.

Good luck!
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ZT007
for the mall ninjas
DIAMOND BLADE FOR ETERNAL SHARPNESS, with Ti
The ZT007 will be the ultimate user
feature is of course DIAMOND BLADE ETNERAL SHARPNESS


this knife will cost 一百二十七万
 
I would go with the ZT Tactical Nail Clippers, but I'd love to see ZT do a rigging knife, so...

1. ZT Ti Spike
2. Line handling, busting up knots, cutting lines and webbing, prying, twisting shackles.
3. Worlds first Speedsafe Marlinespike (or marlinspike for the landlubbers). First knife to have two speedsafe blades and tool. Fully serrated AO H1 wharncliffe blade, PE AO H1 recurve blade. Titanium AO marlinespike with integrated shackle key. Integrated line/webbing cutter (also works as cap lifter). Blades and spike have safety interlock that prevents other blade from opening when one is in the open and locked position. Skeletonized frame and handles to make cleaning easier. Slide-out part of frame can be used as small pry tool.
4. What part of the ZT target demographic doesn't handle ropes and lines?
5. First real innovation in a rigging knife since the spike was added to a folder.
6. Basic design can be specialized for other purposes by replacing blade or spike.
 
I didn't look at any of the posts, so if I ganked something, sorry....

1. Z-Tee.
2. Tactical golf ball holding device. Doubles as ninja repellant.
3. Made of carbon fiber, with a lead core for weight, and a titanium tip for supreme tacticality.
4. Dude, seriously? Everyone knows that golfers frequently use tee's to defend themselves. Beer cart chicks can be surprisingly tough, after all.
5. The main feature is it's tactical goodness. Also, it comes in black, OD green, desert camo (chocolate chip and digital), yellow, orange, and fuschia.
6. The wild card for this product is that it can also be carried around the neck for immediate deployment. It also can help reduce slicing. Ha! Get the pun? sharp tee.... slicing... ah, screw it. It can't be A material all the time....
 
ZT - 5150 Rock-Hard Earphones

Listening to music at uber-high volume levels and damaging your ears, not the headphones.

Made from G-10 and Titanium, these headphones go above and beyond others and basically over-do everything in terms of materials. 24k Gold wiring brings your audio to you in style.

If you've ever tried to listen to music inside an active volcano, you know just why we need these headphones. If you've never experienced that then I will tell you why we need these headphones: because it's a loud world after all and we're all in need of headphones that do not cancel noise, but destroy it, cutting it down where it stands, taking up its sword against any sound that would chance interrupting your Led Zeppelin!

Greatest thing about these headphones? They will not cost you an arm nor a leg. However you will have to sacrifice your physical ears. You see the headphones are designed not as In-Ear Monitors like some, but as totally new, high-tech ears. Makes more sense doesn't it? We sure thought so.

Price is only $400, a bargain compared to it's competition!*








This price does not include the cost of surgery to install the headphones onto the sides of your head.
 
1. Name: ZT1337 Grappling Hook

2. Uses: Scaling walls like a sinister stealth ninja

3. Materials, Durability features: Forged from meteorites in the heat of volcanic lava. When struck with a tuning fork, angels can be heard singing. (Listeners may suffer exploding ear drums.) Optional Rubber booties for silent deployment. Speedsafe flip out hooks.

4. The Need this product fills: Scaling walls like a deadly stealth ninja, and perhaps dragging lakes for victims of the ninja's wrath.

5. Key value or feature: Mottled gray camo color for nighttime use. Folds to a convenient pocket size. Compatible with any climbing rope. (sold separately)

6. Wild card issues: Will anyone be safe with legions of deadly ninjas silently scaling every wall in sight? Could lead to a rise in ninja vs ninja violence as they stake their claims on the sweetest walls.




Thanks for the contest!
 
OregonEdge said:
Ok, I can't win, but I couldn't help it. Note the serrations for deep cleaning or cutting rope.

I'LL LET THE PICTURE DO THE TALKING BUT....
1. ZTeeth 601XTiS
2. field dental hygiene, gun cleaning, Misc. utility
3. 3D textured titanium or anodized aluminum frame
and proprietary ZT memory alloy bristles
4. The Need is for an Extreme Use toothbrush, of course
5. Doubles as a gun cleaner
6. future models to have glass breaker butt.
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surprise surprise :D :D :p
 
NAME: The ZT BBQ Essentials Kit

USES: Barbecuing Tailgating ect.

FEATURES: TI Tongs, 10" Fixed Blade with Grooved Composite 13C26/S30V Combo edge, Spatula Made of D2 for Tenderizing Meat and Flipping Those Steaks and Burgers and an All Stainless Marinading Brush with built in Marinade Bottle Just Squirt on the Marinade or Rub These all come in a Handy ZT Pouch for easy Storage and Transport. These sets come in Satin, or Tungsten DLC Coatings (for the Stealth Barbeque'r) and Coco Bolo Wood Handles or 3D G10 Titanium Handles.

NEED: Uh, ... Barbecuing !

KEY VALUE": Showing off to Friends and Neighbors... Priceless !!

WILD CARD: SPEED SAFE BEVERAGE HOLDER With Flipper for that glass of Scotch, Burbon or Beer That is a essential part of Every Barbecue.
Coming Soon Full Auto ZT Beverage Holder! In Stores Soon.

:D
 
BlazenGem said:
ZT007
for the mall ninjas
DIAMOND BLADE FOR ETERNAL SHARPNESS, with Ti
The ZT007 will be the ultimate user
feature is of course DIAMOND BLADE ETNERAL SHARPNESS


this knife will cost 一百二十七万
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Haha I know chinese numbers--$129

This thread is going insane :D
 
:barf:Yep, looks like Thomas will be too busy during this time to judge.

I had hoped he would, though, since I am often too unstable to make any sort of rational judgement that hinges on a careful evaluation of anything important.

I keep telling people around me at work to just let me color
with my crayons, but still they ask me about details.
Thank god this contest doesn't involve math.

Oh well, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.
sorry guys!
 
Just pick the top three in your opinion and let Thomas pick a winner.

Crayons? Cookies? :confused:
You must be a kindergarden teacher. :D
 
OregonEdge said:
...since I am often too unstable to make any sort of rational judgement that hinges on a careful evaluation of anything important.
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You'll be fine, OE...

Perhaps some of my family's "medicine" might help you! We've been in the "stabilizing" business for many years!

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