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[The Warrior]

Another batch...we've had the dehydator going for a week straight. This is the recipe that won the prestigious "Barlow Jerk-off". It's all shipping out for Christmas goodies.

Damn, the house smells good.

Damn.

 

[daizee]

Not enough ass in its pants

crap. Now I'm afraid I'll use this expression in public by accident.

Goat love is expressly prohibited unless you nod, wink, and grin when you mention it.

which you did not!

Moose, the infamous chocolate-pudding-finger-gun was entirely my invention, but inspired by real stories.
Here, I found one:
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-02-18/...tolerance-schools-police-precinct?_s=PM:CRIME

Googling "school zero tolerance policy gone wrong" will keep you busy (and angry) for hours.

-Daizee

 

[daizee]

I love hot naked pasta and cold meat.

And while I was thinking about sharing that over my penne, I also thought the following:

The great thing about the internet is that you can search it.
The bad thing about the internet is that everyone else can too!

-Daizee

 

[Bladite]

Y'all asked for it, now here it is.....get some of this.

i think i saw something like that, but two shot, 22WMR. 50 grain hollowpoints. nasty.

also a wheel gun version 7 or 9 rounds? sweet...

 

[Guyon]

This is the recipe that won the prestigious "Barlow Jerk-off".

Do you ever let people see your meat in the Jerkey Shack?

 

[Bladite]

that reminds me, my new to me gun game with a plastic bag with a barlow label. hahahahah. i almost choked.

 

[tradewater]

I had scrambled eggs and beef jerky for breakfast.

 

[The Warrior]

I had scrambled eggs and beef jerky for breakfast.

My kinda meal.

 

[Guyon]

Picked up a Shimano Sedona last night to go with the new pack rod.
The Husky bag holds the reel and my mini-tackle kit pretty nicely.

 

[Guyon]

Trade, don't change clothes. Just go to Wal-Mart and see how many men follow you around sniffing the air.

 

[Cobra281]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wlcLqvqt90&feature=related

 

[daizee]

come get some bitches

I see the White Oak Crotch Warrior punctuation assassins have struck again.

Is that how you go trolling for wimmin?

-Daizee

 

[Flying Guillotine]

Dammit. Last time I was drunk batoning I chewed up the edge of my BK2 on the concrete patio. That'll maybe teach me...

Gotta get a chopping block or something, big wood round.

 

[Flexxx]

Excellent fishing gear Guyon.

I'm waiting for sasquatch to attack you Trade for your beef jerky......

 

[Guyon]

Challenge issued to Moose and tradewater...
Your murse isn't a murse unless you have a tactical Purell dispenser.

 

[Guyon]

Oh, and thanks to Murph, my Olicamp Space Saver mug now has tactical handles.

 

[The Warrior]

Challenge issued to Moose and tradewater...
Your murse isn't a murse unless you have a tactical Purell dispenser.

I have one. Same color. Small fart special.

 

[The Warrior]

Proof is in the pudding:

 

[Murphnuge]

Oh, and thanks to Murph, my Olicamp Space Saver mug now has tactical handles.

Good looking mug! Glad it worked for ya.

 

[Bladite]

one chop one kill