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My wife is watching the "True Blood" vampire show and last night i seen the end of an episode.... I swear it has to be one of the craziest things i have seen in a very long time. The last 2 minutes of season 3 episode 3. Dont watch around children... Maybe just dont watch at all LMAO ...... I may or may not have watched the part again today though LOL :D

When you hear "Oh William, i still love you" you have seen the right part. And despite how that sounds there is nothing romantic about this situation.......
 
You put Vick's on your bawls? :eek:
Haha, no, I didn't even realize it then. Had Vicks on my entire legs though, and put a pair of sweats on. The twins were definitely feeling the vapors.
 
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I accidentally got some Icy-Hot on my tender parts once. It felt really good for about three seconds. After that... not so much.
 
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! I just went outside with my Mom to look for something in our shop which has stairs. We get down there and my Mom starts walking up, I look down and there was a Copperhead sitting right next to where her foot was! I killed that one. Then we walked back to the house, and I'm lookin' for them suckers now, and sure enough, I found one, right under the porch steps. Killed that one too.

:eek: Just two days ago (when I was gone) my sister almost stepped on one AGAIN! One actually bit her pant leg last year.
 
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Well Todd, it sounds like you've got one heck of a hootenanny planned today. Best of luck, sir!

Ha, thanks, my father in law is here now. I personally dont have a problem with him. In fact we used to be real close. Long story there. However, pretty sure my sister in law is on the way. The sun went in, the birds stopped singing and my rose bushes are dying.
 
Ha, thanks, my father in law is here now. I personally dont have a problem with him. In fact we used to be real close. Long story there. However, pretty sure my sister in law is on the way. The sun went in, the birds stopped singing and my rose bushes are dying.

Hahahahahah Oh lord she sounds like a keeper...lol

MM Copperheads are no joke. I got bit by a baby one on the hand and it wasnt much fun. Found out Baby snakes have stronger venom than adult snakes, AND they cant control how much they inject. Adults measure it out in case they need to bite you again, or bite something else. Babys hit you with every drop they have in them.
 
You put Vick's on your bawls? :eek:

Haha, no, I didn't even realize it then. Had Vicks on my entire legs though, and put a pair of sweats on. The twins were definitely feeling the vapors.

Shaving first might help.... ;)

AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! I just went outside with my Mom to look for something in our shop which has stairs. We get down there and my Mom starts walking up, I look down and there was a Copperhead sitting right next to where her foot was! I killed that one. Then we walked back to the house, and I'm lookin' for them suckers now, and sure enough, I found one, right under the porch steps. Killed that one too.

:eek: Just two days ago (when I was gone) my sister almost stepped on one AGAIN! One actually bit her pant leg last year.

Used to always find them in the summer when I was at Scout Camp in Missouri (usually S bar F, for those from that area). I love snakes, but not a fan of poisonous ones living near by. Fortunately, I've not seen a rattlesnake on the property here in Texas, just the rat snakes which are allowed to live (you all may recall my photo of the one eating bird eggs on the front porch of the house).

Ha, thanks, my father in law is here now. I personally dont have a problem with him. In fact we used to be real close. Long story there. However, pretty sure my sister in law is on the way. The sun went in, the birds stopped singing and my rose bushes are dying.

I thought I felt the earth tremor...now I know why...
 
I accidentally got some Icy-Hot on my tender parts once. It felt really good for about three seconds. After that... not so much.

When i was little, around 10-12 years old... me and my 2 brothers built a fort out in the woods (one of many).. We had tin walls and half the roof was tin also. Had a nice fire pit in there as well.

Anyways one day we were out there playing with aerosol spray cans and fire.... Hair spray, spray paint... What ever we could get our little hands on.....

At the same time we were also smoking cigarettes sitting around the fire.. Make a long story shorter my older brother left a can of spray paint too close to the fire... At the exact time the can exploded i had just took a big drag off the cigarette and started coughing and fell through one of our poorly constructed tin walls.... I was not burned at all..... My brothers were not so lucky, older brother had a few burn blisters on his legs but my younger brother's lower legs both had 2nd and 3rd degree burns all over.

We knew we would get our asses whooped for going out their playing with fire, even if we lied about the smoking we would be in for a world of trouble... SO being young and dumb we decided we wouldnt tell the folks at all. But my younger brother was in a world of pain......

So we searched the house for something to help clean out his burns, which had paint mixed in with his skin, and to help ease the pain.... We found Icy-hot..... :eek: We figured it said Icy and hot right in the name so it must be OK...... My brother asked me to help so i slowly applied the Icy-hot to his burns and continued to blow on them to help ease the pain... He actually said it helped for a few seconds anyways.... Then it felt like the fire was inside his legs.

We made it 2 days without telling the folks, then we started to worry about infection in my brothers legs so we came clean... The doctors had to scrub burnt skin with paint mixed in off his legs... He still has the scars.

Man we were DUMB..... I dont know if we planned for him to never wear shorts again or what..... its not like we could of kept that secret for real. After that i was done playing doctor though :D
 
When i was little, around 10-12 years old... me and my 2 brothers built a fort out in the woods (one of many).. We had tin walls and half the roof was tin also. Had a nice fire pit in there as well.

Anyways one day we were out there playing with aerosol spray cans and fire.... Hair spray, spray paint... What ever we could get our little hands on.....

At the same time we were also smoking cigarettes sitting around the fire.. Make a long story shorter my older brother left a can of spray paint too close to the fire... At the exact time the can exploded i had just took a big drag off the cigarette and started coughing and fell through one of our poorly constructed tin walls.... I was not burned at all..... My brothers were not so lucky, older brother had a few burn blisters on his legs but my younger brother's lower legs both had 2nd and 3rd degree burns all over.

We knew we would get our asses whooped for going out their playing with fire, even if we lied about the smoking we would be in for a world of trouble... SO being young and dumb we decided we wouldnt tell the folks at all. But my younger brother was in a world of pain......

So we searched the house for something to help clean out his burns, which had paint mixed in with his skin, and to help ease the pain.... We found Icy-hot..... :eek: We figured it said Icy and hot right in the name so it must be OK...... My brother asked me to help so i slowly applied the Icy-hot to his burns and continued to blow on them to help ease the pain... He actually said it helped for a few seconds anyways.... Then it felt like the fire was inside his legs.

We made it 2 days without telling the folks, then we started to worry about infection in my brothers legs so we came clean... The doctors had to scrub burnt skin with paint mixed in off his legs... He still has the scars.

Man we were DUMB..... I dont know if we planned for him to never wear shorts again or what..... its not like we could of kept that secret for real. After that i was done playing doctor though :D

WW, all I can say to that is .... Dayum son!!!!

Doc
 
I've seen problems with theft all over, at summer camp we had an adult leader who had a knife stolen off his pack while he wasn't looking, there have been credit cards stolen, one camp out we go to everybody lines the road and starts trading, well there will be kids who will walk grab something and haul ass, it makes me sad to think that stuff like this happens in Boy Scouts


Also at that same camp you couldn't go three feet with out seeing a copperhead, there was a group of staffers who's whole job was to walk around with shovels just looking
 
Rolf at all the good snark I missed while at work.

Vic's on the balls eh? sounds like JT's Icy-Hot incident. Would be awesome for a few seconds, then a world of hurt lol. I am not running to try it out.


WW blowing stuff up and getting hurt is part of being a kid. It just sucks when its family. One of my buddies blew two fingers off playing with fireworks when we were 9. Its Darwin's "Natural Selection" at work lol.


Being at work today had its advantages tho... I ended up getting the tail end of a sale on bacon :D I decided it was time to introduce 0801 to BK2 over an 11lb box of deliciousness.
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The knives were resting on the top layer in the box.... two layers of bacon 1.5 feet long. I think a bacon sandwich is in order tonight...
 
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I have yet to decided. Hell... with this much bacon... I may do a weave and throw it on the bbq :D
 
Chiggers make you do CRAZY stuff! I've had them so bad that I took a razor and cut the bites open then poured bleach on it.:eek:
Ya, chiggers are EVIL!
 
WW, all I can say to that is .... Dayum son!!!!

Doc

Yea, prolly not our smartest moments :D

WW blowing stuff up and getting hurt is part of being a kid. It just sucks when its family. One of my buddies blew two fingers off playing with fireworks when we were 9. Its Darwin's "Natural Selection" at work lol.

Thats what i always though!!!

And thats a LOT of bacon!!!
 
I got covered head to toe in some kind of mite bites as a kid, and my mom didnt have a clue wat to do. I looked like a kick ball I was so red and bumpy, and it itched so bad I couldnt stand it.
Happened from me doing yard work, pulling weeds, clearing tall grasses and moving bushes and trees to different areas of the property. I was ruined for days. NOT a fun experience.
 
Since so many of us are fans of hammocks, someone invented this little slice of genius...

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Chiggers make you do CRAZY stuff! I've had them so bad that I took a razor and cut the bites open then poured bleach on it.:eek:
Ya, chiggers are EVIL!
Yikes.
I got covered head to toe in some kind of mite bites as a kid, and my mom didnt have a clue wat to do. I looked like a kick ball I was so red and bumpy, and it itched so bad I couldnt stand it.
Happened from me doing yard work, pulling weeds, clearing tall grasses and moving bushes and trees to different areas of the property. I was ruined for days. NOT a fun experience.

Exactly what I was doing. Used a grass whip to cut the weeds down, and lopped of a bunch of branches. Threw them all in a pile, to be burned next time I go there.
 
Family outing still going on, dont have to be burying anybody in a shallow grave yet.......this is good. However, bringing in reinforcements. Switching from beer to rum. Keep you posted!
 
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