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Probably will not make you laugh but should place a smile on your face and inside your heart!
 
Two drunks are stumbling along a railroad track when one says to the other:

" Man, these stairs are going on forever"

the other replies

"Never mind the stairs, it's the low handrails that are killing me!"

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Jean J. Lautréamont;8099903 said:
HWpaintballer at one of his comp's.
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I did this to one of my kids when he was nine, friends nearby were horrified that I could do that, I answered that he is so small the head was the only thing sticking out behind the tires. Guess I still have to work at my parenting skills.
 
I did this to one of my kids when he was nine, friends nearby were horrified that I could do that, I answered that he is so small the head was the only thing sticking out behind the tires. Guess I still have to work at my parenting skills.

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh your doing just fine. lol
 
A woman and daughter are in line at the grocery store.
A rather large woman is in front of them.
When the large woman's cell phone starts ringing the young girl says
"Watch out Momma! Shes backing up!"
 
just don't say words that I don't know! :eek: ;)
still havnt looked up any of them Katie :eek:

what like vulva or episiotomy? I didn't know they were such complicated words.


THAT is hilarious.

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This one's just for you Mrs.Shotgunner
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ok the burger king one was funny.

A SCOTSMAN walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."


The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow."


The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous witch, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

wrong. just wrong. lol

Now that is me in my old age!

that's you NOW!

Jean J. Lautréamont;8099796 said:
Shotty.......why didnt you upload the pics on rat first :O :D

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I'm sorry. What was I thinking not showing ya'll my cat suit first.
 
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