By an odd twist of fate Ray, Mors & Les will all appear, separately, on television while wearing knickers.
Bushcrafting knickers will be all the rage, complete with scandi knife attached to the suspender button.
There will also be a tactical spinoff of said knickers, available in black & coyote brown, with built in ammo and flashlight pockets. They will be called 5.12 knickers.
Despite the hue and cry for thinner blades, the prybabies will once again try to take over bushcraft by beating the wilderness into submission.
They will not be successful however.
A previously ignored tool of bushcraft will make a huge showing and overshadow the sharpened pry bar by a huge margin.
That previously ignored, soon to be super tool is...
The saw.
The new bushcraft saw will be similar to the Sven Saw, but the handle/carry tube will be made of high strength Ti. Not only can you saw wood but you'll be able to pry to your hearts content with the new uber strong and uber light Ti handle.
For the low budget folks, aluminum & epoxy resin handles will also be available.
The scandi grind will no longer be referred to as such.
The new term will be "Proper Bushcraft Grind" shortened to PBG of course.
All other grinds will be mocked and ridiculed as "Those Imposter Grinds Of Dubious Heritage" TIGODH.
Steam Punk Bushcraft will be a big hit in 2011, let's not rush it.
Remember to look for "Bushcraft Tested, Bushcraft Approved"
