Purple! Because Ice cream has no bones!

See I knew there was a meteorite comin. Very narrowly thwarted a child abduction at my daughters swim meet last week, which was fortunate because it was Roy some batshit old lady tried to nab.

Just got out of the ER a bit ago, been havin nosebleeds and finally had one that wouldn't stop after an entire day. My BP is so high it was pumping blood through my schnozz like a high pressure hose so fast that it couldn't heal. Now I'm sittin here with an inflatable banana shoved through my snout (that feels like it's poking my brain) with tubes sticking out of my face. Been a strange week around here!

Hope everyone has a good 4th of July weekend, I've gotta get to the fireworks shop out on the res sometime this weekend.
 
Redmeadow Knives said:
See I knew there was a meteorite comin. Very narrowly thwarted a child abduction at my daughters swim meet last week, which was fortunate because it was Roy some batshit old lady tried to nab.

Just got out of the ER a bit ago, been havin nosebleeds and finally had one that wouldn't stop after an entire day. My BP is so high it was pumping blood through my schnozz like a high pressure hose so fast that it couldn't heal. Now I'm sittin here with an inflatable banana shoved through my snout (that feels like it's poking my brain) with tubes sticking out of my face. Been a strange week around here!

Hope everyone has a good 4th of July weekend, I've gotta get to the fireworks shop out on the res sometime this weekend.
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Wow John, I am sorry to hear about your scary week. I am glad that your son is safe. Then an ER visit for a massive nosebleed on top of that stress. It sounds like a quiet weekend at home with the family is the best medicine given all you have been through.

You and yours are in my thoughts and prayers.

Phil
 
Thanks guy, I appreciate the concern. All is well, though I'm heading back to the ER because my face is leaking like a sieve again. The device they stuck in my head isn't working lol.
 
Redmeadow Knives said:
Thanks guy, I appreciate the concern. All is well, though I'm heading back to the ER because my face is leaking like a sieve again. The device they stuck in my head isn't working lol.
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I went through the ER visit for a day long unstoppable nosebleed a couple years ago. The doctor jammed some chemical cauterization device way up into my sinuses to finally turn off the fire hydrant. Not fun, but it finally did the trick. I hope your 2nd visit solves the leak for good.

Phil

P.S. - "Bleeding out uncontrollably" is not a good optic for a successful knife maker. :eek:🤧🤒

Be well Amigo! 🌈
 
Redmeadow Knives said:
See I knew there was a meteorite comin. Very narrowly thwarted a child abduction at my daughters swim meet last week, which was fortunate because it was Roy some batshit old lady tried to nab.

Just got out of the ER a bit ago, been havin nosebleeds and finally had one that wouldn't stop after an entire day. My BP is so high it was pumping blood through my schnozz like a high pressure hose so fast that it couldn't heal. Now I'm sittin here with an inflatable banana shoved through my snout (that feels like it's poking my brain) with tubes sticking out of my face. Been a strange week around here!

Hope everyone has a good 4th of July weekend, I've gotta get to the fireworks shop out on the res sometime this weekend.
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Damn hermano! I turn my back for a bit and you get meteorites, attempted abduction and thrown in the er! Must be Friday the 13th and a full moon up there!

Hope you recover quickly, and your hemoglobin didn't get too low!🤠👍
 
Home from the ER, we live to fight another day!

I appreciate you guys and the posts, it gets boring sittin in a hospital by yourself. I asked for Mel not to come with the kids so they wouldn't have to see the old man squirm and she agreed, though reluctantly.
 
gentleman_edc said:
The abduction is a nightmare. I shiver thinking about it. I wish your family the best. That must be horrifying for everyone.
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An absolute nightmare, to say I could have torn a human into pieces with my bare hands without breaking a sweat it's not an exaggeration.
gentleman_edc said:
I am not going to be able to get this out of my head.
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:DLuckily this thing isn't in my head anymore!
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John, hang in there…..I guess you could say…and forgive me as I don’t want the bleeding to start again ….you’ve won by a nose!!! :) How did your BP get so high? Are you on medication? I know I have to watch any cold medicines as any decongestants swill affect it, and turmeric too.
 
Hope you get through this rough patch John! The thought of someone taking my boys makes me sick to my stomach. Seems like most of the time I hear of any thing like that around here, it's a crazy lady off her meds. Glad everyone is safe. Just keep you a pocket full of tampons and keep plugging up the ol snoze! Just like back in the wrestling days...
 
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