Sorry for the misunderstanding. The pics post wasn't directed at you at all. I wasn't calling
you "Pics-Or-It-Didn't-Happen" Dude. It was just directed at any random "Pics-Or-It-Didn't-Happen" Dude. I figgered someone might want some proof of my incompetence.
However, as for stories and details and explanations . . . I have already publicly shamed myself enough on this thread.
I'm not about to reveal any more gory details. Instead I will pat myself on the back for having gone 24 consecutive hours now without further harming myself with the loaded gun known as K18.