Random Thought Thread

WValtakis said:
I think he's more concerned with why it isn't called cheese pie...it comes on a pie crust after all🤷‍♂️
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Oh yeah... You raised a good point. It should be called slime pie. Or, "milk slime pie" to be precise.

And, that way, when someone offers you a slice and you taste it, you're not disappointed because, it probably tastes pretty good for something called "milk slime pie."


Or, ungulate squeezings slime pie?
 
Damn, I’m a huge fan of cheesecake but it’s probably because I’m spoiled living with someone who makes it. Oreo crust, fresh raspberry topping is her specialty.

The key to a firm cheesecake with no cracks is to set the cake pan (she uses a springform pan) in a cookie sheet filled with water partway. That’s what the master told me.
 
SwarthyGnome said:
https://imgur.com/a/wo0djL1
I picked up this set in some wild fever dream of putting them on my K18.
What’re the chances of having CPK process these for the Wakizashi?
(Pic and then video of the scales in the link)
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I dunno if Jo loves anyone enough to take sent-in material in most cases, but maybe TRfromMT TRfromMT might make you set if he gets in on the order.
 
From the Babylon Bee. Since my kids are out of the house, I did some substitutions (in emphasis) .... scary how well it still matches :)

8 Classic Tried-And-True Dad Hacks:

It's a lot of responsibility to be the patriarch of your household. Leading your family through a woke world that wants to cause them spiritual harm is a stressful job. Also, sometimes your wife doesn't make that sandwich you ask for. Life is hard!

Here are some classic dad hacks to live your best life now:

1) Carry no less than 4 pocket knives at all times: Your family will lose faith in your ability to provide for them if you try to open an Amazon package with your bare hands like some kind of dumb ape.

2) If you feed the wife kids enough cheese, she they'll stop pooping: Ancient Chinese secret.

3) Whenever someone says “I’m (blank),” say “Nice to meet you (blank), I'm Dad!”: Instant respect.

4) If the dogs kids have too much energy tell them to run laps around the house and whoever’s the last to collapse in exhaustion wins 5 cookies $5: Be sure to adjust the amount you offer for inflation. If you live in California no one's running laps for less than 348 cookies $348.

5) Offer to help with chores, but do them really badly so your wife stops asking: This leaves you more time to focus on spiritual welfare. And watch TV.

6) Throw your dirty socks on the floor. They'll magically appear back in your drawer the next day completely clean: It's like magic!

7) Drag your dog kid around the floor on a couple of Swiffer pads to keep them occupied and get the cleaning done at the same time: Your wife will be impressed by your ingenuity.

8) Not sure how to bond with your dogs kids? Invite them to do whatever you're doing: They'll actually go for it every time. It turns out they just want you. Cool!
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