Random Thought Thread

[Hard Knocks]

I really dont know who Bo is. Care to elucidate?

Bo works in Nathan's shop, and Grenock is Marc that's been referred to. There's a bunch of us here that needle each other all the time, so don't take any of the joking too seriously. Welcome, I like the way you roll.

Dave

 

[Hard Knocks]

snip....Our Saint Marc is one generous bastid....snip

The son of a gun is actually very hard to get ahead of. I've had to resort to being sneaky!

 

[RaiderJameson]

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what yall doin

 

[RaiderJameson]

Bo works in Nathan's shop, and Grenock is Marc that's been referred to. There's a bunch of us here that needle each other all the time, so don't take any of the joking too seriously. Welcome, I like the way you roll.

Dave

thanks Dave

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

what yall doin

The running gag here is based on a joke about something that Bob Loveless said, which is that a knive handle should be as comfortable in your hand as if you were holding your own dick. That is actually something the late and great Mr Loveless once said.

Looking at some of the handle designs that Lorien has come up with, we have determined he is uncircumcised.

The handle for the K18 is clearly not the work of one of the white guys in the shop...

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Bo and I have been friends since the mid '90s. He is not offended by this mildly racist joke. Strangely, it is my Asian friends that don't seem to like it.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

It's nice being a middle-aged fat piece of shit where you can honestly use the argument "I can't be racist! Some of my friends are black!" And I'm not even trying to be ironic. But. According to my daughter. I'm on thin ice...

 

[yoko]

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

... So I guess. Going forward. We shouldn't make racist jokes anymore...

Just a big dick jokes. That happens to belong to the one dude in the shop where there is a racial stereotype but it's completely a coincidence and shame on you for even thinking it...

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Dan even model the K18 in a flesh colored material. If y'all don't know Dan, he is easily one of the most twisted depraved people you'll ever meet..

 

[yoko]

It's okay.... to even out being half korean..... I'm half polish

SHAZAM! LOL

So I consider myself polerean !!! Hahahaha

 

[Blues]

 

[Richard338]

This reminds me, my next handle will be dog bone style...

 

[RaiderJameson]

what do yall think about bone or antler handles. should i do scales or a small insert with one pin. or stack them?

 

[Madranchtx]

I can't help but to take a poke at Yoko here. This is a fine joke for an 8 year old, at least in the '70s it was.
Why do most polish names end in ski?
Because they can't spell toboggan
I grew up hearing and telling pollock jokes I think every area that has a lot of poles do. When I moved to Texas the same jokes became Aggie jokes instead. Except the one I just told.
You can't be white and be racist against a country full of white people.
No offense meant Yoko And this is a lot better than the path I was tempted to take.

 

[toker]

I'm Asian and the only thing that offends me on Bladeforums is tip down folders.

*Also Quartermaster knives.

 

[Blues]

Hate crime in progress...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

ooooookayyyyy....

What did I miss?

 

[Lorien]

some people say cold steel just isn't that good. is it true? not sure where i saw it but cold steel was at the bottom of the list.

it's all propaganda- Cold Steel makes the world's strongest, sharpest knives!

 

[Blues]

it's all propaganda- Cold Steel makes the world's strongest, sharpest knives!

They couldn't say it if it wasn't true.