Random Thought Thread

[sickpuppy1]

Not likely….
Bacon cheeseburgers? No sir, you’re not getting any.

 

[sickpuppy1]

And if you do, just drop her off back at high school when you’re done…..

 

[Blues]

Dammit. Now I want a bacon cheeseburger and a cold beer, and the missus is making pasta and sausage. Well, I'm damned well still having that beer.

 

[000Robert]

Ahhhhhh that’s just giving up. When her hangriness wears off I‘m gettin drunk with her and goin skeet shootin! I bet she kisses me.

I've never wasted my time with women like that. Way too many of them to choose from.

 

[Jsega51]

And if you do, just drop her off back at high school when you’re done…..

Ummm my beautiful wife works at a high school and lets me eat what I’d like! Sounds like the fantasy scenario just became real sucka!

000Robert , jeez man, this is all hypothetical haha, take a deep breath, and the joke.

 

[Dabling]

DEF2 starts at $500

I’ve been offered an original one for sale…

What was its original price point?

 

[Blues]

I don't know where all these guys got these meddlesome wives. Mine's happy when I'm happy. Seems a pretty good deal to me. And I'm happy to keep her happy. (Except for when she wants to murder me in my sleep. But that's only, you know, some of the time.)

 

[Fonedork]

Just give her a spanking

 

[000Robert]

Ummm my beautiful wife works at a high school and lets me eat what I’d like! Sounds like the fantasy scenario just became real sucka!

000Robert , jeez man, this is all hypothetical haha, take a deep breath, and the joke.

I'm cool.

 

[Pàdruig]

Dammit. Now I want a bacon cheeseburger and a cold beer, and the missus is making pasta and sausage. Well, I'm damned well still having that beer.

Pasta and sausage sounds like a winning combo too - just sayin'.

 

[Blues]

Pasta and sausage sounds like a winning combo too - just sayin'.

Oh, it is. And she's Sicilian, so...(well, by way of Brooklyn)...

Yeah. It'll be good. (And so will that cold one.)

 

[jlauffer]

I’ve been offered an original one for sale…

What was its original price point?

I paid $477 for mine in a 2019 Friday sale, and it was the base version (no upgrades).

 

[Alone]

Sonic has a new "Steak Butter Bacon Cheeseburger".


Just sayin'...

 

[SIx Magpies]

You are correct

You have stolen my dreams

 

[Pàdruig]

Come on out there will be a pile of Carothers at Beckerwest this weekend.

In addition to all the CPKs piled up, there will also be 20 pounds of brisket (so I've been told) and I'll be making a Guinness Beef stew over the fire - it's going to be epic! I also have a buddy bring some bulletproof glass for us to shoot at.

 

[RaiderJameson]

Pasta and sausage sounds like a winning combo too - just sayin'.

Second that.

 

[Uncle Slayton]

I have a white box sitting at home and I’m stuck at work till late. Please advise

 

[Blues]

Well, jeez, fellas, next time give me a heads up first.

 

[Blues]

I have a white box sitting at home and I’m stuck at work till late. Please advise

Go home sick. You really don't look well, I think you should knock off early. Those chills are nothing to scoff at. It could be the croup.

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

Agreed. You look awful. It may even be related to some sort of illness. Play it safe. Clock out.