Random Thought Thread

[Jo the Machinist]

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Getting back into training for the races.

Ben is so good at this, it defies explanation.


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Sadie doesn't care.

Sadie is the worst.

Sadie probably has another good year of terrorizing Nathan.

 

[GmpaJim]

This question just in from my wife.
If science is so great, why can’t they invent a rubber boot that doesn’t pull your socks off?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

It's all by design to get you to buy slippery socks so that you need the rubber boots.

-My AI chat bot

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Okay Timmy

Ask your chatbot

Why do hot dogs come in 10 packs but the buns come in eight?

 

[Blues]

Answer: For years, America has been falling behind in math.

(Not a chatbot reply)

 

[beeinak]

Okay Timmy

Ask your chatbot

Why do hot dogs come in 10 packs but the buns come in eight?

To feed the extras to the real dogs drooling off to the side.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Timmy,


Will there ever be a human with a better voice than Sarah Vaughan?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Should we get a Hermle VMC?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Why does it matter if your socks are wrong side out?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Why can't a commercial heat treater duplicate my Magna cut results?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

What knife should I put on the machine next?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

How many shipping containers is too many containers on one compound before you start getting the attention of the feds?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Is it better to hide a body in a creek bed or under a tree?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

If you had an unlimited number of human blood donors, would you need any internal organs at all?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Why doesn't the color magenta look green?

 

[Blues]

Timmy,


Will there ever be a human with a better voice than Sarah Vaughan?

#not timmy

I, personally, consider Ella Fitzgerald to be "Sassy"s equal. Two of the greatest ever. What a great question, Nathan. Didn't know you were a jazz aficionado. (Or maybe you're not.)

 

[jlauffer]

The "Nathan asks a question" thread...

 

[Blues]

The "Nathan asks a question" thread...

I'm enjoying it.

 

[Blues]

Not so random thought...there is a white box on the brown truck today. So now I'm not so blue.

Bet some of you are green with envy.

 

[GmpaJim]

Why does it matter if your socks are wrong side out?

One of the office girls would call that, “right side in”
I threatened to fire her..she said “So you’re unhiring me?”
I put her in charge of all finances!