Random Thought Thread

[Blues]

Is there a mohel in the house?

 

[SwarthyGnome]

I haven’t purchased a CPK in a long time. Perhaps too long of a time.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

It's really subtle

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But if you look closely, you can just make out a cock

I never ready did pay much attention to people's hairstyles.

thanks for the heads up. the world is my oyster now

 

[Hammer67]

I haven’t purchased a CPK in a long time. Perhaps too long of a time.

I was just thinking the same thing.

There's a gaping hole in my life where a UF2 must go.

 

[SwarthyGnome]

I was just thinking the same thing.

There's a gaping hole in my life where a UF2 must go.

Perhaps something good is on my way. OR. Nuclear run-off that I wasn’t aware of.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I was just thinking the same thing.

There's a gaping hole in my life where a UF2 must go.

I thought uf2 were specifically for MAKING gaping holes? not filling them? idk. U do U

 

[Hammer67]

I thought uf2 were specifically for MAKING gaping holes? not filling them? idk. U do U

It's possible I'm doing it wrong.

 

[The Amazing Virginian]

^ That's a dude

Need close up of pointer and ring fingers to tell for sure.

 

[bluemax_1]

Sadly, that's true of many full-time salaried FS jobs. A lot of those folks are desk jockeys that never get out in the field, or very rarely.

"You get to work around wood, all the time. Here's your desk"

 

[Non.Nisi.Te]

I work as a nurse. Last week I learned that mold poisoning can cause a false positive result for gonorrhea. I told the patient that either way he probably shouldn't go back to that apartment...

 

[ferider]

I work as a nurse. Last week I learned that mold poisoning can cause a false positive result for gonorrhea. I told the patient that either way he probably shouldn't go back to that apartment...

Wonder how he explained that to his wife ....

 

[Blues]

Wonder how he explained that to his wife ....

Penicillin... Penis-illin'

 

[Hammer67]

Penicillin... Penis-illin'

 

[Non.Nisi.Te]

Wonder how he explained that to his wife ....

"It's just water damage"

 

[SwarthyGnome]

Well now the DEK3 Magnacut aftermarket prices just skyrocketed.

 

[BIGDORK]

Nasty

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

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Nasty

show off

 

[Retired UPS Driver]

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Nasty

I’ll up you one.

Last May the cat and I were rudely woken up 4am ish by a mad flying ruckus going on in the bedroom. She goes into full attack mode in the dark and my immediate thought was it was a bird, but it was way too early yet.

Shook my head and eyes awake and realized it was a bat, just by the sound of its wings and high pitch echo location it was making.

Grabbed a short handled fish net and caught him mid air as he was flying in circles looking for an escape route away from the cat.

The Glock would have been overkill and a poor choice, so the UF2 was right there and put into action. A butt end thump to the brain stem ended it instantly.

Felt sorry for the little guy, but in the house, especially in the bedroom, is off limits, no exceptions.

Thought about turning him in for rabies testing, but he didn’t bite us and no fluids were leaked out.

Waited till after sunrise & breakfast for a picture, then buried him in the garden.

Never did figure out how he got in.

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[Crag the Brewer]

I’ll up you one.

Last May the cat and I were rudely woken up 4am ish by a mad flying ruckus going on in the bedroom. She goes into full attack mode in the dark and my immediate thought was it was a bird, but it was way too early yet.

Shook my head and eyes awake and realized it was a bat, just by the sound of its wings and high pitch echo location it was making.

Grabbed a short handled fish net and caught him mid air as he was flying in circles looking for an escape route away from the cat.

The Glock would have been overkill and a poor choice, so the UF2 was right there and put into action. A butt end thump to the brain stem ended it instantly.

Felt sorry for the little guy, but in the house, especially in the bedroom, is off limits, no exceptions.

Thought about turning him in for rabies testing, but he didn’t bite us and no fluids were leaked out.

Waited till after sunrise & breakfast for a picture, then buried him in the garden.

Never did figure out how he got in.

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Not the kind of fluids leaked, and batshit crazy I'm use to in the bedroom.....

 

[bluemax_1]

I’ll up you one.

Last May the cat and I were rudely woken up 4am ish by a mad flying ruckus going on in the bedroom. She goes into full attack mode in the dark and my immediate thought was it was a bird, but it was way too early yet.

Shook my head and eyes awake and realized it was a bat, just by the sound of its wings and high pitch echo location it was making.

Grabbed a short handled fish net and caught him mid air as he was flying in circles looking for an escape route away from the cat.

The Glock would have been overkill and a poor choice, so the UF2 was right there and put into action. A butt end thump to the brain stem ended it instantly.

Felt sorry for the little guy, but in the house, especially in the bedroom, is off limits, no exceptions.

Thought about turning him in for rabies testing, but he didn’t bite us and no fluids were leaked out.

Waited till after sunrise & breakfast for a picture, then buried him in the garden.

Never did figure out how he got in.

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Gotta be careful with bats. Only vampire bats drink blood, but most of them carry viruses.

It has to do with their immune system (and why virology research into bats, is a thing. If we can understand how bats tolerate very high viral loads without their immune systems going into overdrive, and replicate that in humans, it has the potential for a lot of applications).