Random Thought Thread

[Boattale]

There once was a man from Nantucket


...wait... never mind

He bought a powerstroke and said fuck it.
Now he drives a Cummins Ram and is happier than a lamb.
Then he drove his good ride to Nantucket.

 

[Richard338]

Nathan's shirt for the get together.
View attachment 2374427

 

[oldmanwilly]

Limericks in the CPK forum?



There was a young lady named Sally
Who enjoyed the occasional dally
She sat on the lap of a well endowed chap
and cried "Sir! You are right up my alley!"

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I'm so sorry you guys. I didnt think it would catch on, honest.

 

[Hammer67]

I'm so sorry you guys. I didnt think it would catch on, honest.

There once was a guy named Timmy
In and Out of "Random" he would shimmy
With a tin foil hat and a world that was flat,
outing dudes dressed as gals is a gimme.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

There once was a guy named Timmy
In and Out of "Random" he would shimmy
With a tin foil hat and a world that was flat,
outing dudes dressed as gals is a gimme.

That.
is.
Awwwwwwwesome.

 

[bluemax_1]

There exists a shop with a creek,
Whose knives are the best deals to speak
For neck knives they said,
The project is dead,
Your prospects are looking quite bleak

 

[Hammer67]

"A clip-point Bowie, please" they said,
To which Nathan replied, "when I'm dead."
"It's a stupid design, so please stop the whine,
or I'll have Jo lop off your head."

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

this guy

 

[yoko]

There was a man that went by the name of Carother.....

He builds a knife like none other

He offered a place....where outlaws the pace

That was matched by none other

K20 ah swing .... yoko didn't hit a thing

And Nathan muttered "oh brother "

 

[Non.Nisi.Te]

My wife has stopped calling me honey
Since she found out I bought 2 K20s
But I told her "it's fine
Deep in North Carolina
They make knives that we need more than money!"

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Happy Halloween

 

[Brenmack]

That didn't rhyme
You nearly killed this thread
Think about what you just did
Ya big bobble head

Happy Halloween

 

[GmpaJim]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
One day, he kicked the bucket.
His family was floored at the knives in his hoard!
Yet his kin were dismayed, as his will was displayed..
It seems his last whim, was leave it all to GmpaJim!
Yay!

 

[Blues]

 

[Murphjd25]

Had a good Halloween. The boys had a blast and got loads of candy!

 

[Murphjd25]

Dad even had time to run into a store for a new shirt when we went downtown.

 

[Mendoman]

Had a good Halloween. The boys had a blast and got loads of candy! View attachment 2375379View attachment 2375380

Nice score

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

who wants to beat my score?

 

[jlauffer]

There once was a crew that was phat
Whose knives were ground full flat
A few were stamped light
Oh what a plight!
Can't believe y'all would do us like that!