Random Thought Thread

[Hammer67]

Today's couch conversation.


Would you eat a monkey? Like that kind of monkey Ronald Reagan had during his tv show. Good Night for Bonzo?

That kind of monkey. Cut in half long way. BBQ.

I'll try anything once. Especially if I can chase it with a little good tequila.

 

[Blues]

I'll try anything once. Especially if I can chase it with a little good tequila.

Jeez, talk about leaving yourself open...

 

[Hammer67]

Jeez, talk about leaving yourself open...

I never said that.

I think yoko hijacked my account.

 

[Richard338]

I'll try anything once. Especially if I can chase it with a little good tequila.

You should come to my party tonight!
There'll be lots of drinking, fighting, and f*cking...

 

[Blues]

I never said that.

I think yoko hijacked my account.

No, then it would have said "I'll try any beer once"...

You're not getting off easy, mister.

 

[Hammer67]

No, then it would have said "I'll try any beer once"...

You're not getting off easy, mister.

I suppose I'm at that point (again) where my wife and most of my good friends would tell me I should stop talking.

 

[Tensegrity]

I'll try anything once. Especially if I can chase it with a little good tequila.

I thought that this was going to end differently, along the lines of;

"if I can chase it... down and kill it with my teeth"

or something

 

[Tensegrity]

I suppose I'm at that point (again) where my wife and most of my good friends would tell me I should stop talking.

is this..... (gulp).... maturity?!?

 

[Murphjd25]

I know where to get some monkey if you want to try it.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

You should come to my party tonight!
There'll be lots of drinking, fighting, and f*cking...

Awesome! When should I come over? What should I wear?

 

[Blues]

is this..... (gulp).... maturity?!?

No, it's Iowa.

 

[Hammer67]

is this..... (gulp).... maturity?!?

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

 

[Blues]

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Amen.

 

[Tensegrity]

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Then keep talking friend!

 

[Richard338]

Awesome! When should I come over? What should I wear?

Doesn't matter, it'll just be us.

 

[Blues]

Doesn't matter, it'll just be us.

 

[Crag the Brewer]

You should come to my party tonight!
There'll be lots of drinking, fighting, and f*cking...

All with Monkeys?

 

[Crag the Brewer]

Awesome! When should I come over? What should I wear?

Monkey suit.....

 

[Jo the Machinist]

Somebody turned my license into the lost and found so I got it back! By the way, come back in charlotte!

 

[Richard338]

The joke is at least 30 years old.
The person replies "sounds great, should I bring anything?".
Answer "no, it'll just be the two of us".