Random Thought Thread

I'm living proof that Oreos can't kill you.

I ate them for breakfast for years as a kid. (Don't ask.)
I don't mean that the oreos will kill me.

I'm just saying that if liver hemorrhages or starts bleeding internally, I won't know because of the oreos.

Peanut butter oreos have ruined me. They're the only kind for me now.
 
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