Random Thought Thread

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Me ''Hey boss. I have a dentist appointment today and need to leave an hour early''

Boss ''Ok''

I mean... what the heck, right?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Cowabunga it is

 

[Kulainn]

Happy Canada Day everyone!

I know you Yanks are always grateful for all the stuff we gave you for free, like the telephone, digital camo, Richardson screws, the egg carton, and of course, Justin Bieber. But feel free to appropriate the last one!

Until next year

 

[yoko]

Happy Canada Day everyone!

I know you Yanks are always grateful for all the stuff we gave you for free, like the telephone, digital camo, Richardson screws, the egg carton, and of course, Justin Bieber. But feel free to appropriate the last one!

Until next year

Happy Canada day!!!!!!!!!!


And you're welcome for us showing you real bacon hahahaha

 

[Murphjd25]

Happy Canada day!!!!!!!!!!


And you're welcome for us showing you real bacon hahahaha

Only if it’s fried. None of that Baked crap.

 

[yoko]

Happy Canada Day everyone!

I know you Yanks are always grateful for all the stuff we gave you for free, like the telephone, digital camo, Richardson screws, the egg carton, and of course, Justin Bieber. But feel free to appropriate the last one!

Until next year

You also left out Steve Nash , Ryan Reynolds and Lorien

(I have Lorien way above Bieber)


Thank you Canada

 

[Kulainn]

You also left out Steve Nash , Ryan Reynolds and Lorien

(I have Lorien way above Bieber)


Thank you Canada

Omg, how could I forget about Lorien.

Guess I need to issue the ol Canadian Sorry! about that one.

 

[Blues]

Don't forget Wally Hayes and Coleman (sharp and fiery)

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Random thought:

When you say: "I'm going to turn up the air conditioning"? Do you mean you're turning it up or turning it down?

Wait... See? That doesn't make any sense.

 

[91bravo]

I’m hot, so I’m gonna bump the thermostat temp down a few degrees.

 

[Blues]

Drive on a parkway. Park in a driveway.

 

[91bravo]

If you spin an oriental man, he becomes disoriented.

 

[Lorien]

CANADARM! INSULIN! BASKETBALL! POUTINE!

 

[clinton1]

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

 

[Blues]

If you spin an oriental man, he becomes disoriented.

If you spin a Jewish man, he becomes a dreidel?

 

[Murphjd25]

Random thought:

When you say: "I'm going to turn up the air conditioning"? Do you mean you're turning it up or turning it down?

Wait... See? That doesn't make any sense.

Being in the trade, that chit cracks me up. Especially when the wife will crank the thermostat down to like 68. Sorry hunny it’s not going to make it get colder faster

 

[Murphjd25]

I got a joke for y’all.

What is heavier, water or butane?

 

[clinton1]

Thisbo

I got a joke for y’all.

What is heavier, water or butane?

Butane?

 

[Murphjd25]

Thisbo
Butane?

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

 

[Murphjd25]