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That reminds me….contains sexual content, so..
Back in the day, my then girlfriend and I were, entwined, on her living room floor.
When the peak moment arrived, she starts laughing..what the?
As it turned out (in the days of old) the TV went off the air at midnight and was broadcasting a huge flag waving with a background of fireworks, playing the National Anthem.
Perfect timing.
It was a very patriotic moment, in spite of the laughter.
 
That reminds me….contains sexual content, so..
Back in the day, my then girlfriend and I were, entwined, on her living room floor.
When the peak moment arrived, she starts laughing..what the?
As it turned out (in the days of old) the TV went off the air at midnight and was broadcasting a huge flag waving with a background of fireworks, playing the National Anthem.
Perfect timing.
It was a very patriotic moment, in spite of the laughter.
Beats the time my girlfriend's mother walked into her bedroom while I was...well...not at half staff. (That was a fun day.)
 
That reminds me….contains sexual content, so..
Back in the day, my then girlfriend and I were, entwined, on her living room floor.
When the peak moment arrived, she starts laughing..what the?
As it turned out (in the days of old) the TV went off the air at midnight and was broadcasting a huge flag waving with a background of fireworks, playing the National Anthem.
Perfect timing.
It was a very patriotic moment, in spite of the laughter.

That's awesome
 
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So. Somehow. The piece of kit I've been missing this whole time. All you need to smooth out a driveway after boxing it, applying stone, and leveling everything. It's just a pallet with a tire on it.


Nobody ever told me this.
 
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So. Somehow. The piece of kit I've been missing this whole time. All you need to smooth out a driveway after boxing it, applying stone, and leveling everything. It's just a pallet with a tire on it.


Nobody ever told me this.
And there I was, thinking, “It ain’t a workout if you’re pulling it with a tractor, bro…” 😅
 
I never liked green scales, anyways.

Can't make this :poop: up ....

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Wankers. A country run by wankers.

Blades longer than 8” are in the ban.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjw36yd7lzyo

North Wales Police has said the knives that will be banned are those which have all of the following:

  • a plain cutting edge
  • a sharp pointed end
  • a blade of over eight inches long
And at least one of:

  • a serrated cutting edge over two inches long
  • more than one hole in the blade
  • spikes
  • more than two sharp points in the blade
 
Dave Davies, (Kinks), had it right...

"All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old,
But there's no England now.
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore.
All the lies we were told,
All the lies of the people running round,
They're castles have burned.
Now I see change,
But inside we're the same as we ever were.

Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Living this way, each day is a dream.
What am I, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?..."
Funny, I was just listening to this on my way home from work:

 
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