Don't know if I've ever mentioned this story
My dad has health issues and usually when he goes to the hospital he's pretty confused
The last time he went in...I was visiting and a male nurse walked in...... my dad started acting strange and awkward..... he told me "shhhhh I'll tell you later".....
The male nurse left and my dad started to act normal again....
I asked "what's wrong?"
My dad replied "that janitor has been asking me if I want a bath all day long"
Once he said that ........ I couldn't stop laughing