Rosta-Frei Steel is #1!

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I gotta BTTT on this one, linked in the "Funniest Threads" thread in Community. LMAO the whole way through. :D

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Oh man hahahahahaha, is that guy still around as someone else, that is so funny:D :D :D :D
 
Now THAT's a cool thread.
 
Every once in a while you just gotta read this thread all over again - it's always worth a laugh. Besides, I'm sure there are many folks who've never read this thread before.
 
Lol. I have a serrated bali from rosta-frei. cost me 5 bucks. i use it as a beater or for anything i need to saw through
 
Man... I wish I was stoned right now... "don't forget to bring a towel"
 
RostaFrei said:
Many famous maker now come to Jamaica for their steel. Here is small sample:

Chris Reeve came to our island for vacation last year. I show him one of my knives. He say "This folder is junk." Then he look closely at the blade. He could not believe it, mon. Now he say Rosta-Frei is #1!

Jerry Busse call me last spring. He say "Send me some of this Rosta-Frei Steel so I can compare it to my INFI." I send him some. Two week later he call me back. He cannot believe. This steel is better than INFI. Now he want more to make his new folding knives. Jerry Busse say Rosta-Frei is #1!

Tom Mayo was here last week. He came all the from Hawaii to see our Rosta-Frei Steel. He bring back enough to make a special new folder. He call it the TNTHC! Ja Mon! Believe it when Tom Mayo tell you that Rosta-Frei is #1. Now Tom want to make Rosta-Frei in Hawaii with his own special herbs!

The Seki City makers come to us for all their steel now. They want knife that will cut through tin can and then slice tomato. This knife never need sharpening. They call it the Ganja-su. Japanese now say Rosta-Frei is #1!

Cliff Stamp try to break Rosta-Frei Steel blade in test. Everytime he bend it the Rost-Frei just spring back like tall weed in the wind. He try to cut 1" hemp rope with this blade. He cut and cut and cut until his arm is sore. Finally after 1 million cuts Cliff Stamp give up. "This Rosta-Frei Steel is pretty good stuff," he say, "And it never seems to need sharpening probably due to the transverse grind on the lateral axis blah blah blah." That's pretty big compliment coming from Cliff!
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ROFLMFAO... that's BRILLIANT!
 
Does the Dread Lock 'JAM' or does the blade get 'BLUNT' with that special herb. Mabey the heat treatment is in a 'BONG'. I'll use it to butter my pancakes.
 
Heh. That reminds me of this one time when I...uuuuuhhhhhhhh.....I forgot. Damn! Hey Jim...Jim........JIM!!! We're outta Doritos, dude. You got five bucks? I'll run to the store. HA! Bucks.
 
I got off da fone with rasta mon dude say we got new shipmint commin in tomorra rastafied steel hemp micarta handles mon, complete with hemp rope micarta D guard mons.
 
We make a similar steel in the mountains of British Columbia... Its so prized that RCMP helicopters go out looking for it!
 
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