Short sentence to describe each brands?

K.O.D. said:
Spyderco--Beauty is but a light switch away/You don't need to see it, just feel it

Zero Tolerance: Worlds largest purveyor of sharpened bricks.

Strider: Proof that a good kid can come from an ugly mother and a lying father

Hinderer: My weak detent is hinderering my flipping ability.

Chris Reeve: The pursuit of perfection in manufacturing has come with the unfortunate side effect of completely boring designs.

Benchmade: The animals are running the farm.

CRKT: Hey, as long as it looks cool and we can reel the suckers in does it really need to function?/Quality and craftsmanship are not in our vocabulary.

Kershaw: Please sir, let me assist you in opening that. No, really, I insist I assist you as you are in obvious need of assistance.

Gerber: Knife company making baby food, or baby food company making knives?

Kizer: We will, we will, rock you!
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Haha dude, hilarious!
 
ZT - fun flipping
Benchmade - we don't have fun, we have the axis
Spyderco - don't expect me to try them all
Emerson - fun until lock wears out. Can last a few weeks, sometimes less.
Brous - objects of art, not suitable for use
Hinderer - folks with very sensitive personalities building very hard use knives
Chris Reeve - expensive boring, but so smooth
Strider - done with playing legos
 
Great thread.

+1 on zt making better emersons and hinderers than Emerson or hinderer.


Strider thick tanto
Hinderer cant flip
Emerson black chisel
Chris reeve perfectly boring
Zero tolerance LE 0006954321bwcf-023459678221.82...
Cold Steel #fat ninja
Gerber bad purchase
Benchmade expensive mediocrity
Busse no sheath???
Spyderco sharp point
Microteth proprietary thievery
Sog previously decent...
Boker colab...everyone?
Case Slim yellow
Smith and Wesson hahahahahaha ha
Mantis flea market
Buck um.....
 
CRKT: Gerber 2.0--really, we're better (snort, giggle).
Kershaw: Serving all price points with excellent CS.
Cold Steel: We're hit or miss, but our hits are great.
Vic: More Classics on Earth than everyone else's entire lines!
 
Spyderco: In a blackout with a bag over her head she's one of the best you've ever had.

Benchmade: The Surefire wannabe of the knife industry, and just as dumb and nearsighted. MILITARY!
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CRK: Throwing up double birds for 25+ years.

William Henry: Have a personalized license plate such as FTD0CT0R or L4WY3R? Then we're the knife for you!

Emerson: Over/under 90% of our customers are completely hairless bros with a tit length goatee?

Hinderer: Who said knives were for cutting, p**sy?!?! Sorry you can't handle 8 ounces in pocket, BRAH!

Strider: **sees negative review online** You couldn't handle our knives anyway, mother****in' p**syb**ch!!!! I WILL emasculate you!!

Medford: wat is a nyfe

Kershaw: That thing you get at Christmas from that relative that drew your name and couldn't decide between it or the Duck Dynasty flashlight.

Case: THA ONLY NAHFE OUT THAR

Cold Steel: Merging with Hot Topic would actually be a wise business move.

Gerber: Ah, f**k it.
 
These brands are primarily subject to individual opinion...which is why they all sell pretty well.
 
Case: "this knife has good fit and finish, but I didn't feel like making 2 good ones. So the fit and finish of this one sucks."

Buck: Kinda cheap but still lasts forever. USA son.

Spyderco: The only brand that you can buy with confidence.

Benchmade: Overpriced Spyderco

ZT: The only brand that makes perfect knives every time.
 
I had to read this entire thread even though I didn t have time this am.:thumbup:
 
Emerson; If you got one with perfect F&F , it's certainly a counterfeit...

Medford; Knife company that sell a $900 folding pry bar, run by a down syndrome.

DPX; Swag skull with Ray-Bans mil-spec... seriously??
 
Spyderco= Perfect.
Chris Reeve= Perfect.
Emerson= Emerson understanding, Perfect.
Strider-Design Perfect.
Busse-Perfect.
There are more but this is a start.
rolf
 
CRKT - How many awesome knife designs can we botch in execution.

SOG - These knives will leave you feeling slightly soggy with disappointment.

Al Mar - Price-point will leave your wallet much lighter; you'll be happy with your purchase.

Cold Steel - Arrive sharp, dull quickly, mostly marketing.

Kershaw - You've never seen pocket clip like ours...

Gerber - Mainly for babies.

Spyderco - Constantly redefining knives that look exactly the damn same.

Benchmade - We still put a butterfly logo on our knives so...

CRK - Proof that precision can get boring.

Strider - Lock rock with poor blade to handle ratio to boot.

Mantis/Madblacksmith/QRTrMATER Knives - Should call all models "The Hot Spot" because of the handle shapes.

Emerson - We have the wave hook.

ZT - We made the heaviest sub 4" blade folder ever.

Buck - WTF Buck; seriously WTF.

Rockstead - Please send us your first born for a knife.

Victorinox/SAK - Accepted almost everywhere like MasterCard...

Sheffield Knives - Not really like the old Sheffield Knives at all.

Opinel - Older than dirt and no need to change.

Mora - Betcha can't stop at just one.

Svord Knives - Proof that kiwis can be good for something.

Microtech - Hardware designed by/for aliens.

Tops Knives - Ad copy department made up of armchair commandos.



All in good fun... ;):thumbup::D:p
 
Lycosa said:
Spyderco= Perfect.
Chris Reeve= Perfect.
Emerson= Emerson understanding, Perfect.
Strider-Design Perfect.
Busse-Perfect.
There are more but this is a start.
rolf
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;):p:rolleyes:
 
Lycosa said:
Spyderco= Perfect.
Chris Reeve= Perfect.
Emerson= Emerson understanding, Perfect.
Strider-Design Perfect.
Busse-Perfect.
There are more but this is a start.
rolf
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Well someone's not hard to impress...
 
Great Eastern Cutlery ~ Antique look, modern cool.

Reate ~ "Hey, you want some of this!"

CRK ~ Deja vu all over again.

Benchmade ~ Not in Kansas anymore.

Spyderco ~ If it ain't broke . . .
 
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