Short sentence to describe each brands?

Benchmade - "WTF, where'd our benches go?"

Spyderco - "We trademarked something that existed before the unverse even began".

Strider - "Ssh!!! Here he comes!"

Hinderer - "Love my new 0562cf!"

Cold steel - "Now if you stand just there, with your head held just like that, I bet I can remove it in one fell swoop. "

ZT - "Who slices these days anyway?".
 
GEC--"Our knives are so tight we sell a tool to open them."
Spyderco--"Who cares how it looks as long as it's sharp, has a hole and fits most people's hands."
CRK--"We're stored away in more cabinets and home safes and carried in fewer pockets than any other knife brand."
ZT--"We build great knives that are too heavy to carry."
Benchmade--"We build good knives at great prices. Great prices for us. Sorry about that"
Case--"We got CV and we got Surgical Stainless and we got history. What else could you want?"
Buck--"We got 420HC and we're American made since 1776."
Gerber--"We got the Bear and...well...oh, nuts! We got Jack Schnitt."
Queen--"We don't put an edge on our knives so you have freedom of choice."
Kershaw--"Can we offer some assistance?"
Swamp Rat--"When I get out of this damn swamp, I'm gonna be a Busse."
SAK--"Our knives are the Leatherman tool of the white collar class."
Leatherman--"Our tools are the SAK of the blue collar class."
Cold Steel--"We got no class."

(With apologies to all concerned.)
 
Lee48 said:
GEC--"Our knives are so tight we sell a tool to open them."
Spyderco--"Who cares how it looks as long as it's sharp, has a hole and fits most people's hands."
CRK--"We're stored away in more cabinets and home safes and carried in fewer pockets than any other knife brand."
ZT--"We build great knives that are too heavy to carry."
Benchmade--"We build good knives at great prices. Great prices for us. Sorry about that"
Case--"We got CV and we got Surgical Stainless and we got history. What else could you want?"
Buck--"We got 420HC and we're American made since 1776."
Gerber--"We got the Bear and...well...oh, nuts! We got Jack Schnitt."
Queen--"We don't put an edge on our knives so you have freedom of choice."
Kershaw--"Can we offer some assistance?"
Swamp Rat--"When I get out of this damn swamp, I'm gonna be a Busse."
SAK--"Our knives are the Leatherman tool of the white collar class."
Leatherman--"Our tools are the SAK of the blue collar class."
Cold Steel--"We got no class."

(With apologies to all concerned.)
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Spyderco: You'll want a dozen Delicas and at least three Paramillies.
CRKT: Quality assurance, quality schmasurance. (mind you I still <3 my CRKT Swindle and my CRKT fixed blades)
ZT: You're gonna need bigger pockets.
ESEE: Because jungle stuff, that's why.
Mora: Ubiquitous IKEA knives. The AK-47 of Sweden.
Helle: So pretty you won't ever want to use them.
Becker: More addictive than cigarettes.
SAK: What do you mean you don't have one?
Leatherman: Saving asses since 1983.
 
Spyderco: Holy crap this is a thin blade!

Benchmade: Smooth axis, brand new same designs.. wait a minute..

Cold steel: Tough little SOB's, just the other day I used all mine as ladder rungs because I could...

Kershaw: These are way nicer than I thought, so I bought them all twice, plus ZT's are too expensive..

Zero Tolerance: Tough, sexy, dependable, built ZT tough, but... SOLD OUT on anything you really want, we only made 5

Emerson: Black g10, stonewashed, wave opener.. if you don't like them the knife will kill you in your sleep, its been trained by ernie

Strider: Tough as nails, looks like a space ship, and we don't know what steel this is!

Chris Reeves: Super nice, and fancy, and damn I cant carry this, I cant even touch this, I cant even look at it.. it might get dirty. Time for the safe! Everyone buy one! You need it! Its the best edc knife..... wait..

Hinderer: How is this knife so smooth, so tough, and so cool. I don't know but I just bought mine for $385 and I'll sell it to you for the fair price of 1 million dollars. What a deal.
 
Buck: Still selling the 110 for less than $50
ZT: Perfection thy name is ZT
Benchmade: Founding member of the Axis of MAP
Spyderco: So ugly it's pretty
Gerber: For every USA made model, we make ten in China
Camilius:A reanimated Corpse of a once great knife company
Leatherman: American SAK
SAK: The knife the whole world agrees with
Cold Steel: Selling to all ninjas (not just mall ninjas)
Case: Knives I couldn't afford as a kid, that now look cheap compared to Benchmade
CRKT: Gerber, as envisioned with more designers and less USA options
Reate: The only knife made in China that isn't junk
Emerson: Why did I collaborate with ZT?
Chris Reeve: Turns out Plain Jane is expensive
 
gerber: we can make $40 154cm steel but just dont use it or youll think its 420hc
benchmade: we make $100 154cm steel except its not 420hc oh and AXIS LOCK
spyderco: wait theres other designs we can make?
cold steel: tough as a brick... bulky as one too
camillus: mtech in disguise
mtech: want a tacticalized butter knife because thats all these cut
kershaw: i bet no one else can sell chinese alphabet steel for a wider variety of prices than us
schrade(china): just like grandpas but will break before his
smith and wesson: mtech but you pay for our name
crkt: we started with good looking designs but then a four year old took charge
gerber (bear grylls line): this knife cant save your life but it says survival so thats a plus
crk: gets less use than a set of china but looks nice
sanrenmu: looks similar to crk but cheap enough to use
rockstead: sell your car and never sharpen your knife again
sak: even the anti knife community likes us
leatherman: tough as a brick and normally stiff as one too
 
Spyderco offers quality cut after quality cut.
Cold Steel's Code 4 is better than the Sebenza.
Buck is a great value for the money.
Case is not worth the trouble.
Kershaw is too invested in flippers.
Zero Tolerance are would be tanks.
GEC are quality but pricey.
Benchmade is stepping up.
 
Schrade USA-The second saddest day in American knife history in 2004

Imperial Knives USA-The first saddest day in American knife history in 1986.Great budget knives out of Ireland though.

Spyderco-Hole opening and sharp but I'm just a half-span lockback

Leatherman-buy a Charge because a YouTube reviewer wants you to

Benchmade- I bet no one can make an omega spring design lock like us...$300 you'll get something great

EDI(Edge Design Inc.)-One hit wonder

REKAT-Seriously tough user knives

CRKT- Hard to dismiss the AutoLAWKS

United Cutlery-Mall Ninja and D&D Role Playing Knives

Hallmark Cutlery-for China made shockingly not bad...we buy trademarks(Kissing Crane and Pine Knot)

Kershaw-we used to make great hunting knives out of Japan

SOG-Buy a Flash I because a YouTube reviewer wants you to

Buck-we make great knives...we have 'quality levels' on American made now.No one can harden 420HC to 58rc and put a good edge on blades.Good heat treatments never existed before Paul Bos.

Gerber-made better stuff out of Taiwan

Case-the last survivor of high selling slipjoints of American made

M-Tech-flea market and gas station knives
 
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