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james terrio said:
Funny how one's perspective changes over the years... My 20's were completely batshit crazy, and I was genuinely surprised to make it to 30 in once piece, and not behind bars or in a padded cell. By 40 I had things pretty much under control/ settled down. As long as my health holds out, I'm actually really looking forward to 50 60 70 etc. I'll hopefully have learned a lot more stuff, and will have even more excuse to be a crotchety, cantankerous PITA curmudgeon :D
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When I was a teen everyone expected I would be dead before hitting 20. When I turned 20 I was told 21 or 25. Then I hit 30 and everyone has been blown away. What I keep reminding them is that I've already died once. So I'm going to have a long life to make up for that! I say though that 40 is going to be impressive. Which is different than everyone else picking an age. There are going to have to be some major happenings that change for me to hit 40. Not getting into everything here, or now cause there is no difference to be made.

daizee said:
It's unlikely that EVERYONE in his household is a Beckerhead. :D
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No, but they are in a relationship with a Beckerhead... That alone says a lot!
LG&M said:
Here is the table my son made in wood shop.
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JEEZ! That kid has some skill! You should be really proud!
 
I realize that I am going to hell... However I'm pretty sure I won't be alone. Most likely in fact I will just be driving the bus, and more than likely it will be one of those Chicago super long buses. Maybe even super long, but double decker like in London... Be that as it may, the reason behind this thought today, is because I actually had a piece of sausage come out of my nose when I read this:

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Chameleonbear said:
I realize that I am going to hell... However I'm pretty sure I won't be alone. Most likely in fact I will just be driving the bus, and more than likely it will be one of those Chicago super long buses. Maybe even super long, but double decker like in London... Be that as it may, the reason behind this thought today, is because I actually had a piece of sausage come out of my nose when I read this:

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Haha, made me laugh. :D
 
Chameleonbear said:
I realize that I am going to hell... However I'm pretty sure I won't be alone. Most likely in fact I will just be driving the bus, and more than likely it will be one of those Chicago super long buses. Maybe even super long, but double decker like in London... Be that as it may, the reason behind this thought today, is because I actually had a piece of sausage come out of my nose when I read this:
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Oh, you mean the Megabuses? We tend to catch them like flies here around Indy. It seems that they tend to flop on their side or run off the interstate every few months. :rolleyes:

Oh, and I laughed too.... Hard. :D
 
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Keller was no saint. In fact, she was a zealous socialist activist.

And now... trout.

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I know nothing about Miss Keller. I swear.

tradewater said:
Oh my god.
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Thank Goodness that lil' puppy wasn't made of flexible polyplastic material, inflated by God-knows-what, and kept on its toes by cold-hearted capitalists who only wanted to make a dollar... those bastards... :eek:


Also, drunk idiots on the top of a secluded mountain. They're the worst :grumpy:

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Mmmmm.... trout....
 
Guyon said:
Keller was no saint. In fact, she was a zealous socialist activist.

And now... trout.

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And people look to her like she was some great role model. Of course people think Alexander Graham Bell was too but he was a horrible abuser of his family.

Those trout looked good though. Is that an umbrella jig? (is that what that thing is called? or an arkansas rig or something like that?)
 
Chameleonbear said:
I realize that I am going to hell... However I'm pretty sure I won't be alone. Most likely in fact I will just be driving the bus, and more than likely it will be one of those Chicago super long buses. Maybe even super long, but double decker like in London... Be that as it may, the reason behind this thought today, is because I actually had a piece of sausage come out of my nose when I read this:

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Do ya'll know how Helen Keller masteurbated? She rubbed her vagina with one hand and moaned with the other! 😁
 
This page is full of epic funny... had me lol'ing to the point where the wife gave me a 'wft' look.
 
dynamicmoves said:
Lost my edc of the past 5 months.
It's at the bottom of some cliff.
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That sucks brother. Sorry to hear it. What blade was it?


I thought i lost my lighter earlier today... Which would of been no biggie with a bic, but with this one i was ready to blow up the world..... I found it though... Funny thing... It was sitting right next to the pipe the entire time.... Just on the opposite side by the wall, and the pipe was in the way of me seeing it.

Man if i did lose it... Id have to get another. I cant even look at bics the same anymore LMAO... Maybe i need a little kydex sheath for it HAHA I seen a bunch of kydex for Bic lighters, chapstick, mini hot sauce bottles etc... So im sure its not too crazy of an idea.


............. Now i just need to remember where i sat the pipe AND the lighter :D
 
The Warrior said:
I lost my little Streamlight Nano today. Just ordered batteries for it Friday, haha. So much for that idea...
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HAHA.. Dont mean to laugh bud, but i was in about the same boat. And if i knew you needed batteries id of sent you some... Well if i could find em LOL

I got a nano a while back, it was done up in a necklace with custom wood beads, a spartan helmet and all. Then i ordered 50 extra batteries for it so id always have extras... But the light quit working before the batteries were delivered LMAO

I planned on getting another one eventually... But i never think about it, plus i use the PD35 all the time anyways, if i want/need something a little smaller ill pull out the E11.
 
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