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Methinks SALTY is after a BH number. Good on him. :thumbup:
 
Damn, got bit tonight.



Oh well, super glue, duct tape, and a rubber glove......... the work continues.

that's a painful way to put iron back in the steel

get well soon
 
Random thoughts while working tonight....

What can i say, im just not a fan of popcorn.

Im normally one who strongly believes in freedom. Freedom to choose and do anything you want to as long as it doesnt affect others. That being said, Chewing gum should be outlawed.

Will my wife actually like Reese's Peanut butter cup perfume? Do i really care if she likes it?

Why does shampoo cost so much?

Why does my small toe curl up behind the toe next to it?

Why am i not wearing socks again, i hope i dont get metal splinters in my feet... AGAIN. Damn. Too late.

Time for a shower... I could poo too.
 
Random thoughts while working tonight....

What can i say, im just not a fan of popcorn.

Im normally one who strongly believes in freedom. Freedom to choose and do anything you want to as long as it doesnt affect others. That being said, Chewing gum should be outlawed.

Will my wife actually like Reese's Peanut butter cup perfume? Do i really care if she likes it?

Why does shampoo cost so much?

Why does my small toe curl up behind the toe next to it?

Why am i not wearing socks again, i hope i dont get metal splinters in my feet... AGAIN. Damn. Too late.

Time for a shower... I could poo too.


It was that damned sasquatch, that's who!
 
Random thoughts while working tonight....

What can i say, im just not a fan of popcorn.

Who in their right mind doesn't like popcorn? Then again, nobody is accusing you of being in your right mind.

Im normally one who strongly believes in freedom. Freedom to choose and do anything you want to as long as it doesnt affect others. That being said, Chewing gum should be outlawed.

Disagree. However if you dispose of it improperly, you should be required to retrieve and dispose of it in a proper fashion using only your mouth. Same for pet poop.

Will my wife actually like Reese's Peanut butter cup perfume? Do i really care if she likes it?

If you want to stay married, you'll care if she doesn't like it

Why does shampoo cost so much?

I shave my head so I don't even know how much it costs. The last time I used it, I was still in school and not buying my own toiletries.

Why does my small toe curl up behind the toe next to it?

It's hiding to avoid metal splinters.

Why am i not wearing socks again, i hope i dont get metal splinters in my feet... AGAIN. Damn. Too late.

Another reason men shouldn't go barefoot.

Time for a shower... I could poo too.

Just don't do both at the same time.
 
Who in their right mind doesn't like popcorn? Then again, nobody is accusing you of being in your right mind.

Left mind. There are better ways to enjoy salt and butter :D


Disagree. However if you dispose of it improperly, you should be required to retrieve and dispose of it in a proper fashion using only your mouth. Same for pet poop.

My problem with it is people feel it gives them the right to smack like a cow...


If you want to stay married, you'll care if she doesn't like it

Going on 10 years of marriage. Its all about picking your battles and compromising. First i got her 4 bottles of this expensive hair stuff that she has been talking about, then i got her some earrings.... If she wants the shampoo and earrings she will wear the damn perfume :D

I shave my head so I don't even know how much it costs. The last time I used it, I was still in school and not buying my own toiletries.

My wife wont let me buy shampoo, conditioner, body wash etc. for the house. Cause i grab the cheapest store brand i can find. Women....


It's hiding to avoid metal splinters.

This could be. But its always been that way. I think its just a little shy.

Another reason men shouldn't go barefoot.

I hate shoes. Id go barefoot or with sandals forever if i could.

Just don't do both at the same time.

And why not??

......
 
Left mind. There are better ways to enjoy salt and butter

My doctor says I should cut back on the deep-fried salted butter sticks.

My problem with it is people feel it gives them the right to smack like a cow...

Fire with fire. Chew twice as much gum, twice as loud, while locking eyes and drooling.

Going on 10 years of marriage. Its all about picking your battles and compromising. First i got her 4 bottles of this expensive hair stuff that she has been talking about, then i got her some earrings.... If she wants the shampoo and earrings she will wear the damn perfume

She will. Once. And then on your birthday. If she even tries to hide her disdain for the stuff, buy her more jewelry because that's a keeper. Or maybe she'll like the stuff. In that case, get even more jewelry.

My wife wont let me buy shampoo, conditioner, body wash etc. for the house. Cause i grab the cheapest store brand i can find. Women....

Yeah. I heard of a few women that were "allergic" to normal soap or whatever. They seem to dig the scent of Irish Spring on guys though.

This could be. But its always been that way. I think its just a little shy.

Maybe it's shy because you don't know why you shouldn't multi-task in the bathroom.

I hate shoes. Id go barefoot or with sandals forever if i could.

Don't do that. Dude feet are nasty. Not to mention the unspeakable horror if you're using a urinal that goes all the way to the floor. Even worse if another guy is using the one next to you.

And why not??

It makes your toes shy.


So I'm trying to type this up and a message pops up that windows needs to restart to install some updates. I tell it to postpone for 4 hours (when I'll be done anyway) and the POS tries to restart anyway and closed my web browser and I lost the reply. Then BFC was down again when I tried to get back online. D'oh!
 
lol

Isn't it nice when somebody answers back :D questions without answers lead to sleepless nights!
 
lol

Isn't it nice when somebody answers back :D questions without answers lead to sleepless nights!

If you need guidance, I can provide services as a life coach. It's expensive but you'll be glad you did it.
 
Random thoughts while working tonight....

What can i say, im just not a fan of popcorn.

Im normally one who strongly believes in freedom. Freedom to choose and do anything you want to as long as it doesnt affect others. That being said, Chewing gum should be outlawed.

Will my wife actually like Reese's Peanut butter cup perfume? Do i really care if she likes it?

Why does shampoo cost so much?

Why does my small toe curl up behind the toe next to it?

Why am i not wearing socks again, i hope i dont get metal splinters in my feet... AGAIN. Damn. Too late.

Time for a shower... I could poo too.

Next time I have thoughts like this I'll post them too. :thumbup:

Many more of mine will be poo related though.
 
What is up with the red text? It doesn't make the post any more visible or important.
 
Don't do that. Dude feet are nasty.

Whats nasty about this?

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