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Anyone ever seen a Candiru bite ?





You have now...lol Cutting a pumpkin stalk. The stalk broke mid cut, and the blade came on through and said hello to my thumb.
The doc said I did a good job of it, and apparently I am resistant to anesthetic... lots of fun. He added 2 more stitches after the pic, and laughed at me for making him stop for a picture.
 
Wow Thorny,

Glad it was not worse.

That said, for a moment I thought you were stitching yourself up - glad to hear that a doc was present.:D
 
bsmith_shoot said:
What makes him so deadly is the fact that he is so horny.
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exhibit A:

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Any Tao of 2ers' out there that would like to trade a 10 or Tweener for my 1st gen kabar 2?

I know its a long shot but not worth its own trade thread..
 
I've been looking around for another roll-stamped BK-9 but have plenty of the 2's.
 
TMHunt said:
Haha. I got woke up by my 10 yr. old daughter coming in my room and setting her Christmas list on my chest. Lol. Evidently, she's been putting some major thought into it. According to the list. The top choice is a puppy. OH GREAT! :rolleyes: another mouth to feed. ;)
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my dad would've burned such a list, right in the fireplace on grounds that no such thing should exist, or at least be handed over before turkey day. period. and don't wake me up again little girl or no presents. bah! humbug!
 
Silverthorn said:
Anyone ever seen a Candiru bite ?





You have now...lol Cutting a pumpkin stalk. The stalk broke mid cut, and the blade came on through and said hello to my thumb.
The doc said I did a good job of it, and apparently I am resistant to anesthetic... lots of fun. He added 2 more stitches after the pic, and laughed at me for making him stop for a picture.
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Damn Thorny, I was reading a article the other day about the rise of emergency room visits around holloween every year for cuts to the hand from carving pumpkins.. Guess you proved that theory. Sucks man. Might what to let the wife carve the turkey for Thanksgiving! :D

Bladite said:
my dad would've burned such a list, right in the fireplace on grounds that no such thing should exist, or at least be handed over before turkey day. period. and don't wake me up again little girl or no presents. bah! humbug!
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That's what I like about you Bladite. Crushing the hopes and dreams of children! ;)

Actually I agree with you though. I think there ought to be a law that X-mas shouldn't even be mentioned until after Thanksgiving. We have a family in our nieghborhood that puts X-mas lights up during holloween. :rolleyes:
 
bigghoss said:
exhibit A:

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This pic has surfaced many times, maybe its time we told the truth about it. This was taken right before Ethan performed hemroid surgery on Moose. As you can see, there is sanitizer, cutting tools, and a can to drop them in. Several people to hold him down once he was bent over the table. I remember during the procedure Moose telling Ethan that he didn't realize he had extinsive medical training, to which Ethan responded, "I don't! But I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night":D
 
james terrio said:
Yikes! Even before I scrolled down and saw the whole pic, the expressions on Guyon's and Ethan's faces were a pretty good clue that something weirdly awful was about to occur... :eek: :D


I'm still walking funny... and I don't even have a number yet :grumpy:
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D's been on me to get my #. Now I know why. I have to say that I'm a smidge flattered.


TMHunt said:
This pic has surfaced many times, maybe its time we told the truth about it. This was taken right before Ethan performed hemroid surgery on Moose. As you can see, there is sanitizer, cutting tools, and a can to drop them in. Several people to hold him down once he was bent over the table. I remember during the procedure Moose telling Ethan that he didn't realize he had extinsive medical training, to which Ethan responded, "I don't! But I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night":D
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And the story of how he got the 'roids is even more horrifying...

I once stayed at a holiday inn express the night before going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Won the jackpot without using a single lifeline. Don't remember anything after than until two days later when I woke up in the bathtub of a suit at the Belagio totally broke except for some gas money in singles stuffed in whoever's thong I was wearing. Probably belongs to the new contact in my phone, "Trixie", but I haven't had the stones to call the number.
 
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