Snark Wars: Episode Vll The Snark Awakens (Bladite's the guy in the mask...)

[Psyop]

I was recently asked by a fellow BeckerHead (whose name rhymes with "Julio"... oh wait, there's really not much that rhymes with Julio... so that's probably not super-discreet... oops... ) to take a pic of all my Beckers for a certain social-media page...

Sorry man, haven't gotten a round tuit yet.

But that request did remind me; dang... I do have a small handful of Beckers... and NO, none of them are for sale. Ever.

Also, Psyop, I have not forgotten about that thing we talked about at that thing last fall, about the thing where I promised to do something with that other thing that dude gave you.

Yeah that super secret thing

 

[BeeKayNutCase]

It does have that option but I was researching it (since the head cleaning wasn't working) and these printers are very prone to clogging and the ink drying, crusting over the printing head. Often the head cleaning mode can make it worse. I read a lot of recommendations to print something at least once a day to prevent it from clogging but there isn't much I can do now. For what it costs to replace it's not worth the energy to mess with.

The actual home user's experience and page yields with inkjet ink cartridges is dramatically different (lower) than manufacturers' claims for a lot of reasons. The printer heads is only one of those reasons but a web search for head cleaning options might save you a lot. You and the rest of us will most likely never get the per page yields that are claimed but we might at least be able to drain the cartridge by cleaning the heads. Good luck.

(Edited because it took me so long to post with interruptions here at the house that bigghoss already said he looked up the cleaning option)

Oh well, still applies to others. The truth is the page yields are calculated using a standard that extrapolates actual results from some test samples and assumes continuous use and an average printed page coverage of 5%. The average home user's real experience is drastically different usage than that so our mileage always varies.

Printing? Just stream the porn like everyone else..

...Girls can wait until later..

Good man. Girls are trouble. Girls are oh so much fantastically naughty fun, but they are the devil. Gah, the high school marks and Uni degrees I could've had if I weren't chasing tail..

...Man that tdi clip came with the tiniest screws I've seen... I don't own a star driver thingy that small so I couldn't put it on...

I just used a precision sized flat head. Didn't work as well as the correct sized star bit but got them tight enough..

 

[james terrio]

Yeah that super secret thing

Shhhh, don't tell! BTW your Chiefs are gonna get stomped by my Raiders on Sunday...

Anybody else catch the Lions/Packers game? Holy crap that game was nuts!

Shup you! I DVR'ed it but haven't watched it yet.

Girls can wait until later.

whaaaa! that's blasphemy!!

No, it's not blasphemy. Dawson is right. Believe me... they can wait, and so can you. Females are in no danger of going extinct... they will still be around a couple years from now

Get yourself together before getting too wound up about a sex-pal or romantic partner. I know this makes me sound like a boring old man, but seriously... getting smooches and other stuff is great, but it ain't worth "all that"... unless it's REALLY worth all that.

Also, I'm pretty well convinced that Satan is indeed a female... and I married the last sane woman on Earth. So... good luck!

 

[Noswad0208]

Good man. Girls are trouble. Girls are oh so much fantastically naughty fun, but they are the devil. Gah, the high school marks and Uni degrees I could've had if I weren't chasing tail..

At this point I prefer dogs. They don't provide the naughty fun, but they sure are nicer (and fluffier) than most girls.

Not sure if I'm gonna use the free time for college though. Probably gonna learn a trade like welding or something, keep a couple sheep, and maybe try my hand at making a few knives if I decide to do it.

 

[Noswad0208]

Shhhh, don't tell! BTW your Chiefs are gonna get stomped by my Raiders on Sunday...



No, it's not blasphemy. Dawson is right. Believe me... they can wait, and so can you. Females are in no danger of going extinct... they will still be around a couple years from now

Get yourself together before getting too wound up about a sex-pal or romantic partner. I know this makes me sound like a boring old man, but seriously... getting smooches and other stuff is great, but it ain't worth "all that"... unless it's REALLY worth all that.

Also, I'm pretty well convinced that Satan is indeed a female... and I married the last sane woman on Earth. So... good luck!

Any predictions for the Eagles game? I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume they're gonna get stomped.


And now because of you guys I'm going to die a crazy old dog man. The male equivalent of a crazy old cat lady.

 

[Aikiguy]

... Gah, the high school marks and Uni degrees I could've had if I weren't chasing tail..

Come on now, you cant fool us. Besides, do they have schools out in the colonies? I thought you guys just drove around in the desert wasteland all day in your suped-up buggys?? [emoji6]

 

[bigghoss]

Shup you! I DVR'ed it but haven't watched it yet.

You need to watch it ASAP because anyone that saw it is gonna be talking about it.

 

[DunkEm]

Friday! Woohoo!

 

[zzyzzogeton]

Friday! Woohoo!

YEAH Friday. Big whoop. Not. Woke up with a raging sinus infection, complete with headache, teeth hurting, and a ton of green crap. So much for my weekend plans.

At least I could get in to the doc.... at 4:45 p.m. Which means more like 5:30 as the docs usually run behind and get behinder as the day goes on.

 

[DunkEm]

YEAH Friday. Big whoop. Not. Woke up with a raging sinus infection, complete with headache, teeth hurting, and a ton of green crap. So much for my weekend plans.

At least I could get in to the doc.... at 4:45 p.m. Which means more like 5:30 as the docs usually run behind and get behinder as the day goes on.

Sorry to hear it. Sinus infections suck.



It's my day off, so the wife and I tried a different restaurant for lunch - a nice secluded spot in the neighborhood park.



Broke out the Emberlit, a can of HEB borracho beans, some tortillas, some soup and a few chicken nuggets (because we were hungry while we were in the store buying tortillas).

We'll definitely be doing that again.

 

[NCSlice]

Must be a truck. Old is fine. I'd even take a Ford

Hey man...whats wrong with a Ford?
Well, this was free anyway so...


Whaaaat? That's not rust...its a patina...

 

[spikebot587]

No, it's not blasphemy. Dawson is right. Believe me... they can wait, and so can you. Females are in no danger of going extinct... they will still be around a couple years from now

Get yourself together before getting too wound up about a sex-pal or romantic partner. I know this makes me sound like a boring old man, but seriously... getting smooches and other stuff is great, but it ain't worth "all that"... unless it's REALLY worth all that.

Also, I'm pretty well convinced that Satan is indeed a female... and I married the last sane woman on Earth. So... good luck!

I'm going to have to politely disagree with you on this. I definitely don't have as much experience with girls as most of you guys, but the way I see it, we're young with no real responsibilitys. so if one was to go "girl crazy" why not do it now? when youre young and not worrying about a job or money? anyways that's just the way I look at it

 

[daizee]

I'm going to have to politely disagree with you on this. I definitely don't have as much experience with girls as most of you guys, but the way I see it, we're young with no real responsibilitys. so if one was to go "girl crazy" why not do it now? when youre young and not worrying about a job or money? anyways that's just the way I look at it

'cause you might end up with responsibilities you can't handle, or dragged down a rabbit hole when you have no tools to build your ladder out.

 

[spikebot587]

'cause you might end up with responsibilities you can't handle, or dragged down a rabbit hole when you have no tools to build your ladder out.

I'm not saying go out and breed like rabbits, but if you're going to spend alot of time and energy on girls and dating, why not do it now when you don't have life getting in your way.

there's a differnece between only wanting sex and wanting to find some that you enjoy spending time with

 

[cbwoods67]

Staying single is much cheaper.

 

[Bladite]

as someone that knows someone with a 16 yo pregnant daughter, girl crazy might be a thing to avoid...

 

[granitestateofmind]

Let the young man enjoy himself. Sounds like you've got the right attitude, Spike. And Nos: don't take this the wrong way, but girls, by and large, smell a $#!+load better than dogs. Maybe find a lass that likes dogs and hang with both. Doesn't have to be either/or, and it doesn't have to be about "risking a paternity suit" (as me dear old mum used to admonish)....but I don't regret any of the time I spent with young ladies when I was young. Which I can almost remember. I think.

 

[keroscene]

as someone that knows someone with a 16 yo pregnant daughter, girl crazy might be a thing to avoid...

I have a 14 yr old daughter and this situation scares the hell out of me! I've raised her right, pounder good morals and smart choices into her head many times. Deep down, I know she will be ok, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to castrate every young man that so much as looks at her.

 

[NCSlice]

Ka-Bar rocks!
Another set of VZ grips are en route.
Maybe I'll get lucky and get 2 lefties lol. If not...what do I do with 2 right side grips?

May try to mod them for an 11 or 14 I guess...
Whenever I finally get a sander. Prob after Christmas.

 

[worldwood]

NC...... Nothing wrong with a ford if you like working on your truck more than driving it

Really i hold no loyalty to any vehicle manufacturer. I like the looks of chevy trucks more often than ford, but cant say i dont like the looks of some fords, and even some toyota and nissan trucks....

My father has a souped up dodge and its badass too!

Id take any if the price is decent. In fact i stopped to look at a little ford ranger 4x4 the other day.... Guy wanted 7500 so i walked away pretty quickly LOL. Had a couple inch lift and some nice tires. Not too rednecky but just enough LOL.... Looked pretty good for a small ford truck.

Id rather something a bit bigger, but even that would work for my needs.

I have a 14 yr old daughter and this situation scares the hell out of me! I've raised her right, pounder good morals and smart choices into her head many times. Deep down, I know she will be ok, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to castrate every young man that so much as looks at her.

I have a daughter as well and do not look forward to her getting older. My sister got pregnant in high school. Granted the father, her husband now, is a great guy and one of my closest friends. They are still together and doing well.... But they cant say it made their lives EASIER....

I started young, at 14 i stayed the night with girlfriends, and girls stayed over with me. Sex was never something we were punished for, we spoke about it openly in my house, just not vulgarly. We couldnt cuss, we'd get knocked out the chair for smacking while eating, Any disrespect was grounds for a beating, smoking got my ass whooped more times than i can count.... But sex was OK.

Now i got a son and a daughter and im a hypocrite if ever there was one. Me and my wife have discussed it in advance and came up with an "agreement" .....Neither kid is allowed to date "outside of school with our knowledge" until they are 16 and we meet the kid and the kids parent or guardian. I wanted 18 but the wife said thats not realistic....

If i only had a son im not ashamed to admit i wouldnt of made a single dating rule..... Im a proud member of DADD. Dads Against Daughters Dating!




And its been MONTHS since i showed my buddy. He is 2 years old now and doing well. Still a stubborn ass at times but a great companion.

I know the picture aint so good but i dont complain since the phone costs me a whopping 40 bucks LOL

Neko 2 Years Old by World Wood, on Flickr