Snark Wars: Episode Vll The Snark Awakens (Bladite's the guy in the mask...)

[The Warrior]

Thanks guys.

The handle....???

Just the whole thing in general. I did read where the handle is a little on the thin side, but I can always wrap it. Here's one someone modded from BCUSA. Wrapped and choiled:

 

[cbwoods67]

Bushcrafting with a smatchet instantly makes you like 10 times more badass.

 

[NCSlice]

Are people becoming more inconsiderate across the country or is it just Washington? I swear people are in their own little bubble world most of the time.

It's everywhere man. I always say we've already had a zombie apocalypse. Most people walk around with a blank stare and are completely unaware of their surroundings and others around them. I am forever pointing it out to my daughter and she gets it, and she understands manners etc. Almost to the point where I created a monster lol.

Like when she holds a door open for me then a line of inconsiderate aholes just keep streaming in behind. No "thank you" nothing. And she won't let go for fear of being rude.

So now I have to teach her some passive aggressive moves so she doesn't get taken advantage of. Just let go and walk in...if they get hit by the door its their own fault .

Then there's the "excuse me, thank you, sorry" for working your way through a crowd. She had great success with that one at the fair when the zombies kept cutting her off and getting separated from us.

99% of the time the zombies never even notice.

 

[Guyon]

It's everywhere man. I always say we've already had a zombie apocalypse. Most people walk around with a blank stare and are completely unaware of their surroundings and others around them. I am forever pointing it out to my daughter and she gets it, and she understands manners etc. Almost to the point where I created a monster lol.

Have you read Fahrenheit 451? Eerily prophetic.

 

[Guyon]

It's up there with gunpowder and fresh cut grass.

My three? Good libraries, sawdust, baseball gloves.

 

[NCSlice]

Have you read Fahrenheit 451? Eerily prophetic.

Have not...think I started watching the movie but never finished. I may have to revisit it.



The scent of melting plastic and burning copper smells like money to me lol

 

[tradewater]

My three? Good libraries, sawdust, baseball gloves.

Hoppe's No 9, A good cigar, Coppertone.

 

[Guyon]

Coppertone.

trade has the tannest butt cheeks you'll find on a man in the South. No joke.

Have not...think I started watching the movie but never finished. I may have to revisit it.

The 1960s movie stinks. Read the book, which is over 50-years-old now. Bradbury nailed a lot of things that have come about in the 21st century.

 

[GSO1962]

trade has the tannest butt cheeks you'll find on a man in the South. No joke.

Please don't tell us how you know this.

 

[GSO1962]

And in other news, I sliced the tip of my finger off prepping onions for turkey noodle soup this morning. Had some trouble stopping the bleeding so went to the ER. The Doc says I actually didn't cut into the flesh, but it is just through the dermis. Got it cleaned up now and the bleeding stopped. It should grow back, so I get the piece of fingertip in the Baggie as a souvenir. I guess I'll have go to work after all.

 

[Noswad0208]

This didn't garner enough attention... However it made me laugh heartily! Thank you sir!

No problem. I could have sworn he was wearing a gas mask or something similar at one point, though.

 

[NCSlice]

The tip usually ends up in the soup...good save!

 

[Noswad0208]

The tip usually ends up in the soup...good save!

Mmm yummy.

 

[Chameleonbear]

Hoppe's No 9, A good cigar, Coppertone.

A wet box, a good steak over fire, and gunpowder.

(Yes I kind of cheated with the steak over fire cause it's technically 2 smells... But I didn't think anyone would mind too much.)

 

[tradewater]

A wet box, a good steak over fire, and gunpowder.

(Yes I kind of cheated with the steak over fire cause it's technically 2 smells... But I didn't think anyone would mind too much.)

You're good. Blends are allowed. :thumbup:

 

[tradewater]

Going to work on anti-aircraft fire today. Will be shooting helium balloons with .22 pistols. Yes, it is as much fun as it sounds. :thumbup:

 

[bigghoss]

Bushcrafting with a smatchet instantly makes you like 10 times more badass.

I wish someone would make a good smatchet replica. Doesn't have to be exact, but get the dimensions right.

Going to work on anti-aircraft fire today. Will be shooting helium balloons with .22 pistols. Yes, it is as much fun as it sounds. :thumbup:

Where'd you get .22 ammo?

 

[GSO1962]

A wet box, a good steak over fire, and gunpowder.

(Yes I kind of cheated with the steak over fire cause it's technically 2 smells... But I didn't think anyone would mind too much.)

You're good. Blends are allowed. :thumbup:

Am I the only one that doesn't know what is meant by a "wet box"? The only thing that comes to mind is inappropriate...

 

[tradewater]

Where'd you get .22 ammo?

No kidding, it's bad. I had the foresight to stock up a few years ago when I had a chance. Federal 510 mostly. It was $11.25 a brick.

 

[tradewater]

Am I the only one that doesn't know what is meant by a "wet box"? The only thing that comes to mind are inappropriate...

Nooooooo.....not Cbear. I'm sure there is a perfectly appropriate explanation.