Snark Wars: Episode Vll The Snark Awakens (Bladite's the guy in the mask...)

[Chameleonbear]

So a buddy of mine is pissed off because the place he works just came out with a policy for zero tolerance if any one is caught with a gun or a knife of any kind on the property. Hes as much as a prepper as he ca be, and taking his gun or knife for that matter makes him very uncomfortable. He doesn't feel (and I don't blame him)-that he should have to give up his right to defend himself if need be, he said he can halfway understand the on property gun rule, but the last draw was taking his knife. Even making his old Case knife his Grandpa gave him grounds to lose his job....... So, he came to me. Ironically with a handful of scrap materials from stuff his company produces....... I machined him a big handful of F!#K U! Gonna make a kydex carrier for it tomorrow..

Did you call it the taint tickler? It's actually pretty cool.

 

[TMHunt]

Ehhh, I wanted to call it the devils tampon, the beauty of the pun there is insinuating the devil is a woman. Which we all know HAS to be true! ..... But I think he was calling it the battle pin. Not done yet, finish it up tomorrow.

 

[1066vik]

I used to carry a small flat blade screwdriver that had one side bevel ground -- from one side it looked ike a normal screwdriver, but it came down to an almost needle sharp point on one corner. in addition to turning screws, it opened boxes and did extra duty as an ice pick.

 

[Jerry D.]

If the uber-shank upsets the higher-ups, he should say it's a sexual device aligned with his lifestyle. Firing him for such would be a violation of civil rights.

A mind like this is exactly why you're a super.

 

[1066vik]

oh, yeah - speaking of top 3's.....

[video=youtube;3E2w6EGHn6o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E2w6EGHn6o[/video]

 

[daizee]

You know I'm enjoying this, this even if I'm not enjoying this:

 

[Murphnuge]

So a buddy of mine is pissed off because the place he works just came out with a policy for zero tolerance if any one is caught with a gun or a knife of any kind on the property. Hes as much as a prepper as he ca be, and taking his gun or knife for that matter makes him very uncomfortable. He doesn't feel (and I don't blame him)-that he should have to give up his right to defend himself if need be, he said he can halfway understand the on property gun rule, but the last draw was taking his knife. Even making his old Case knife his Grandpa gave him grounds to lose his job....... So, he came to me. Ironically with a handful of scrap materials from stuff his company produces....... I machined him a big handful of F!#K U! Gonna make a kydex carrier for it tomorrow..

Looks like a metal scribe to me, perfectly legal.

 

[tradewater]

Looks like a metal scribe to me, perfectly legal.

Yep, that's what it is. :thumbup:

 

[zzyzzogeton]

Or a plumb bob for making sure equipment is installed on the level. Just carry a small roll of trot line in a pocket for "attachment and use demonstration" purposes.

 

[DunkEm]

Dunkem...
Hair dryer and sno-seal...
That'd makem real nice!

I may have to give that a shot once I get them clean. Thanks.

 

[DunkEm]

I always just use a little saddle soap on my boots

Trying that now. Hopefully it will look nice and clean once it's dry.

 

[Jonny1280]

Rain on hot asphalt, fresh cut cedar, Spring time.

 

[Yetidayhiker]

Looks like a metal scribe to me, perfectly legal.

Looks to me like a toothpick for those really hard to reach places.

 

[Guyon]

Or a plumb bob

In the words of our esteemed resident snake flipper, "Yep, that's what it is. :thumbup:"

 

[Chameleonbear]

Rain on hot asphalt, fresh cut cedar, Spring time.

Fresh cut cedar is definitely in my top 7...

 

[Guyon]

TM Hunt "plumb bobs" might sell like hot cakes at Blade.

 

[granitestateofmind]

Tactical Plumb Bomb (that's a silent "m" in bomb). Maybe thread it for some grappling hooks a la County Comm? Though the skull lanyard might make it a touch more difficult to pass off as a benign tool.

 

[Guyon]

Though the skull lanyard might make it a touch more difficult to pass off as a benign tool.

Change it to Hello Kitty. Problem solved.

 

[bigghoss]

Looks to me like a toothpick for those really hard to reach places.

When you need to pick someone else's teeth but their other teeth are in the way, reach for a T. M. Hunt toothpick.

 

[NixKustoms]

So a buddy of mine is pissed off because the place he works just came out with a policy for zero tolerance if any one is caught with a gun or a knife of any kind on the property. Hes as much as a prepper as he ca be, and taking his gun or knife for that matter makes him very uncomfortable. He doesn't feel (and I don't blame him)-that he should have to give up his right to defend himself if need be, he said he can halfway understand the on property gun rule, but the last draw was taking his knife. Even making his old Case knife his Grandpa gave him grounds to lose his job....... So, he came to me. Ironically with a handful of scrap materials from stuff his company produces....... I machined him a big handful of F!#K U! Gonna make a kydex carrier for it tomorrow..

If I wasn't able to carry at least a folder I'd be asking for one of those too. Nice work! Thankfully most people don't care, but they do have some kinda rule about knives where I work.