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Dubz, sorry to hear about the moms. Smoke and prayers going up for her!

WW, that sounds suspiciously like my parent's house. It was "fixed" JUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTT enough that they could sell it. So stuff is constantly breaking and getting fixed, more or less, correctly.

Spent today at the zoo with the nieces and family... Right up until we found out there, is about to be, a death in the family. One of the brother-in-laws was busted cheating on his wife... And left her it seems. At that point the zoo seemed, moot. Since then I was tasked with reconnaissance on her. So far, public records are AMAZING! Found out a TON of info, actually I think it could be considered a SCARY amount.

The saddest part, the "new chick" isn't even all that cute!

In better news, I got the job offer on Friday. Less per hour but more hours overall, in addition to getting health insurance, a matched 401k, life insurance, and my hands are insured as well. It's actually going to be making me about double what I have made as an independent contractor but it's also about 4 times as much work. I also lose a LOT of freedom that I've had (about work schedule) however I only need to keep it for a year and I will be able to get out of here, although if I stay for 2-4 years I will be able to pay cash for a house in Springfield, and not have a house payment at all which is kind of... REALLY tempting. Also took 1st place at the chili cook-off yesterday. Made MacLeid's Rockcastle Chili with cheesy grits.

Actually had grits left over so took them home, rolled them, and tucked them into the freezer. Then this morning for breakfast I made some bacon and then fried the cheesy grits discs in SOME of the bacon fat, poured some hot sauce and maple syrup on top... OH GOOD HEAVENS!
 
We were talking bottle openers.... i got the ok to post these. Made by Dan Keffeler. He is selling them now, they are made of titanium and are 1 3/4" tall. Mines on the way. He is charging 40 bucks with your choice of anodizing!

The gorilla sits on the bottle and lifts the cap with his hands!!!

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Thanks GSO and cbear, appreciate it.

Those bottle openers are cool WW.
 
Grats on the job and chili win Cbear!


Those are some pretty sweet bottle openers!
 
Those bottle openers are cool WW.

Those are some pretty sweet bottle openers!

I picked one of the golden brown looking ones, more gorilla like :D

Its kinda funny.... Dan doesnt even drink alcohol at all LOL

Its really funny seeing the waitresses face when he orders a Shirley temple HAHA... Waitress asked everyone at the table what they wanted, everyone got some of there in house brewed beer or normal liquor, get to the biggest guy at the table and he asks for a virgin Shirley temple LMAO!!!

I better quit before he reads this and body slams me HAHA
 
46°F outside this morning.... 52°F in my basement this morning.

Uh... Yea im gunna need to throw a space heater down there. Its not even winter yet, id freeze once it really gets cold.



:D .... Why is Santa's sack so big??
 
Pryor 's been MIA seems like. Good to see you around. And it looks like you are taking orders again. Just in time for the holidays! :thumbup:
 
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We were talking bottle openers.... i got the ok to post these. Made by Dan Keffeler. He is selling them now, they are made of titanium and are 1 3/4" tall. Mines on the way. He is charging 40 bucks with your choice of anodizing!

The gorilla sits on the bottle and lifts the cap with his hands!!!

Nasty. I won't be buying one. It's a stinking monkey. I hate monkeys.
Oh, before one of you points out its an ape, not a monkey. Yeah, I know. But I consider them all monkeys. I hope they all go extinct.

Doc
 
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Nasty. I won't be buying one. It's a stinking monkey. I hate monkeys.
Oh, before one of you points out its an ape, not a monkey. Yeah, I know. But I consider them all monkeys. I hope they all go extinct.

Doc

No need to buy one.... Just buy one of his knives and then you could get the gorilla for free LOL :D

Ummmm.....because he only comes once a year?

Ding ding ding!!

I'd like to thank you both for the noodles flying out of my nose as I read this.

Glad to help!
 
Warrior: Hope you mother is feeling better soon, nothing but the best wishes out to you and your family.
 
Trade - thanks for the surprise - with a little stretching I was able to make it fit even!
psyop - I brought you a souvenir from the gathering.
 
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