Snarkaholics Anonymous

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granitestateofmind said:
I'll start one then. This snark thread certainly needs more snark.
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Thanks. No objection to Todd or James hosting, but I'm fine with it here. If it stays here, we should try to work in a Becker mod on occasion so the Supers don't get hornery.
 
Thanks guys. They caught it early, so it shouldn't be a problem.
 
Smoke and Prayers Warrior. My wife had that on her leg after after getting an exhaust burn from her motorcycle when we were younger. She said it was extreamly painful and got some pretty hefty meds for it.
 
Bladite said:
nor a dead hooker
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I got accused of having a dead hooker(s) in my trunk this week! I removed my trunk and rear bumper to get painted... been driving around with a bag covering the trunk. At 4am at work there were a few guys doing a double take in a very badly lit parking lot because the bag was blowing up and looked like a head :D I told the inquiring minds that better not say anything unless they planned to join them :rolleyes:
 
Warrior - Smoke and prayers headed your way.


I've been sick for a few days and just kept working through it. It caught up with me today. I didn't get out of bed til 5 o'clock. I brewed up some home remedy tea and felt better almost immediately. So I took my wife out to see The Equalizer. If you like Denzel Washington and scenes of violent killing you'll like this movie. I liked it very much! :thumbup:
 
rkmoore said:
Warrior - Smoke and prayers headed your way.


I've been sick for a few days and just kept working through it. It caught up with me today. I didn't get out of bed til 5 o'clock. I brewed up some home remedy tea and felt better almost immediately. So I took my wife out to see The Equalizer. If you like Denzel Washington and scenes of violent killing you'll like this movie. I liked it very much! :thumbup:
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Thanks man, and glad you're feeling better.
 
rkmoore said:
Warrior - Smoke and prayers headed your way.


I've been sick for a few days and just kept working through it. It caught up with me today. I didn't get out of bed til 5 o'clock. I brewed up some home remedy tea and felt better almost immediately. So I took my wife out to see The Equalizer. If you like Denzel Washington and scenes of violent killing you'll like this movie. I liked it very much! :thumbup:
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Glad your feeling better!

And now ill have to give that movie a watch. I was debating over it the other night but ended up choosing 22 jump street.. It was funny but how many movies can there be about people playing as kids and going back to school? Weather as police or journalist the idea is still played out.
 
james terrio said:
If that sonofagun Greg hadn't quoted it, I could have "erased the tapes" like Nixon and denied everything... but noooo.... :grumpy:
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hehe... Somebody's gotta keep ya honest... :D

james terrio said:
FINE. The secret's out, I reckon... I am The Wizard. I never actually ground a blade in my life; I have magickal elves do all the work for me, and I sprinkle faerie dust on my knives for "Heat Treatment". Now you know. :D
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Don't you feel better now that you've come clean and confessed the truth? Now we won't have to waterboard you or do whatever they did to the witches in Salem...

The Warrior said:
Just talked to my sister. She told me not to come tonight, that mom was sleeping. Guess I'll go tomorrow night. They have her on two kinds of antibiotics. Apparently she has Cellulitis. Here's the definition:

Cellulitis (sel-u-LI-tis) is a common, potentially serious bacterial skin infection. Cellulitis appears as a swollen, red area of skin that feels hot and tender, and it may spread rapidly.

Skin on lower legs is most commonly affected, though cellulitis can occur anywhere on your body or face. Cellulitis may affect only your skin's surface, or cellulitis may also affect tissues underlying your skin and can spread to your lymph nodes and bloodstream.

Left untreated, the spreading infection may rapidly turn life-threatening. That's why it's important to seek immediate medical attention if cellulitis symptoms occur.
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Prayers headed her way Warrior. Sounds like they caught it early so hopefully it clears up quickly.
 
GSO1962 said:
Don't you feel better now that you've come clean and confessed the truth?
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Yes, but not for the reasons you probably think. Prices just went UP y'all, cuz this stuff is magical! you played right into my hands; this was all part of my sinister master-plan the whole time, bwahahahahhh!

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GSO1962 said:
Don't you feel better now that you've come clean and confessed the truth? Now we won't have to waterboard you or do whatever they did to the witches in Salem...
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She's a witch!!!!

[video=youtube_share;zrzMhU_4m-g]http://youtu.be/zrzMhU_4m-g[/video]
 
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
 
GSO1962 said:
Don't you feel better now that you've come clean and confessed the truth? Now we won't have to waterboard you or do whatever they did to the witches in Salem...
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I was going to say float him with some rocks...very small rocks!

But Dunk and Daiz beat me to the Monty Python punch!
 
My shop has been invaded by crickets.

I put out new glue traps Friday afternoon and when I went to check them this evening (just in case I had caught something that had to be dispatched), most of the traps were covered in crickets. I counted over 50 on each of 4 traps and 10 to 30 each on 3 others. Picked most of the traps up, chunked them in the trash and put out 6 new ones. Swept up a pile of cricket droppings from the work bench and floor.

Usually, if we're gonna have a cricket invasion, the crickets start popping out in late August and are gone by mid September. I thought we were getting a no cricket year.
 
zzyzzogeton said:
My shop has been invaded by crickets.

I put out new glue traps Friday afternoon and when I went to check them this evening (just in case I had caught something that had to be dispatched), most of the traps were covered in crickets. I counted over 50 on each of 4 traps and 10 to 30 each on 3 others. Picked most of the traps up, chunked them in the trash and put out 6 new ones. Swept up a pile of cricket droppings from the work bench and floor.

Usually, if we're gonna have a cricket invasion, the crickets start popping out in late August and are gone by mid September. I thought we were getting a no cricket year.
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LMAO!! Cricket invasion huh? Did they do experiments on you??? :D

I get a couple in my basement occasionally. I have only ever seen 1, but i hear them. Never seen any cricket dropping though!

I get LOTS and LOTS of spiders down there though. Damn near everytime i go in the basement i get hit with a spider web. I can easily see the spiders and webs all around the corners, and have had a couple drop right down beside me. One time one came down on his web right in front of my face like he was saying hello LMAO!! I dont have issues with spiders... My wife on the other hand is afraid of them... Keeps her out of my cave so im friendly to the spiders HAHA

The owner of this house did a piss poor job finishing the basement. There use to be a door that went up to the backyard area, but they closed it off with blocks.... They didnt close it off very well though, water comes though quite easily. And bugs as well. This building was built in 1920 though so everything falls apart at one point or another, then they just do a cheap fix job to hold the renter over.
 
granitestateofmind said:
I was going to say float him with some rocks...very small rocks!
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I Fart In Your General Direction!

[video=youtube;FWBUl7oT9sA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA[/video]

daizee said:
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
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Whut? Sorry man, I've reached the limit of my familiarity with Monty Python references. I am The gosh-dang Wizard, FFS... I can't be expected to keep up with mundane pop-culture pedantry from 30-some years ago... I has magic to magic!
 
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