Sneak Peek At The Upcoming BURP Knife!!!

[dman62]

Someone needs to make a cover that attaches to the rear lanyard hole that keeps the spike from sticking oneself or the furniture but folds open to still make the bottle opener useful.

 

[resinguy]

After enough beers I can barely manage to get thru the night without clacking myself in the teeth with the mouth of a beer bottle. I can't imagine what I'd do to myself with a knife that's pointy on both ends.

Well ... see .... there's your problem. If you just drink whiskey straight up, no clacking!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

OMFG This is awesome. A PARTY BUSSE. Congratulations! I HAVE NOT seen everything! Awesome.

 

[clampdaddy]

Well ... see .... there's your problem. If you just drink whiskey straight up, no clacking!

In the words of Tom T Hall......

"I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer…"

 

[oge14]

I love that song.

 

[foxyrick]

I wonder... could that spike remove a cork from a wine bottle too?

If so, sold!

 

[Ericz]

Any in Satin????? either way i want one

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Ehh...whatever. Someone wake me up when (if) the CS ever reopens.

 

[DJC72]

I'll wait for the Fart knife.

 

[DamascusBowie]

The ultimate close quarter combat Busse cleverly disguised as a snack pack opener. Not so the case with the neutered, pardon me, the Varsity Edition. Its less disguised and is less deadly. JMHO.

 

[China_Cat_Sunflower]

so fake lol

 

[u812]

Maybe real. To tell the truth I was thinking joke as well when I first saw the thread. Wouldn't want to take a fall while wearing it.

 

[China_Cat_Sunflower]

Maybe real. To tell the truth I was thinking joke as well when I first saw the thread. Wouldn't want to take a fall while wearing it.

you think Jerry really wants us to use his bad ass knifes to open cheetos bags? you don't need a knife to open cheetos lolol

 

[Freedom Pullo]

The ultimate close quarter combat Busse cleverly disguised as a snack pack opener. Not so the case with the neutered, pardon me, the Varsity Edition. Its less disguised and is less deadly. JMHO.

I'm in for one of these, I could always pick up a spiked one and grind/strip it if I stick myself. Any idea of exactly how pointy that ice pick will be? It looks pretty sharp

 

[China_Cat_Sunflower]

I'm in for one of these, I could always pick up a spiked one and grind/strip it if I stick myself. Any idea of exactly how pointy that ice pick will be? It looks pretty sharp

wouldn't the regular sharp end work as an ice pick? Jerry is fairly blatantly trolling us with this 'party knife'

 

[zombieassassin]

I am so glad I am not the only HOG that thought Jerry was messin with us. The knife is cool, but the spike seems more dangerous than useful. Like others said above, Ice pick, can shooter? I can do that with the tip. Beer bottles get the side of a table or a bottle opener.

 

[zombieassassin]

Although, I was consistently asking for Busse throwers, this may be it. It can stick on the handle side too.
I'd like to hear Doug M say "It will Kill" on this one.

 

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you think Jerry really wants us to use his bad ass knifes to open cheetos bags? you don't need a knife to open cheetos lolol

I've came across some hard opening Cheeto bags.... Just saying...

 

[Brian77]

Remember the round tip spatula knife? Yep!

 

[u812]

I looked over the pic for a long while last night hoping to see some secret contest clues or something. It is laying on a patch that says truth. Couldn't figure out a thing but I am not at Jerry's intelligence level,may be something way over my head.