Day 29
A pleasant 78Β°F today in sunny south Florida and, in a strange turn of events, it's been prognosticated to dip down to 60Β°F tonight! Huzzah! Flowers, lots of orchids down here, are blooming (and by the time the afternoon heat hits, wilting) everywhere one turns!
For everything Miami is, and isn't, it is a wonderland for people who get off on the public display of typographical errors - which, as a writer and editor, I count myself among that group. I think a person would be hard pressed to find a locale in the continental United States where the average passerby has less command of the King's English than here. As evidence, I submit the following sign, proudly and prominently displayed at the entrance to the local dog park:
Not only are the words "sporadically" and "construction" misspelled, the creator seemed hell bent on making it harder on themselves, as well as more unintelligible to others, than needed. Shockingly, they managed to get the longest word in the memo, "inconvenience," spelled correctly - wonders never cease!
If I were tasked with creating this sign, I'd have gone with something more like:
"Water may be temporarily unavailable due to park maintenance. Thank you for your patience."
Pleasant, to the point, thankful, intelligible, and with no misspellings. I understand that not everyone is an Oscar Wilde, a Robert Frost, or even a Lil' Wayne but come on, it's 2024 - run your damn copy through a damn spell-checker before you hit print! Is it really that difficult? Have we just given up on effective communication entirely? Oh well, at least it made me chuckle...
Due mostly to crushing inferiority complexes (which I presume stem from the decision to flee their home countries rather than to fight against an oppressive regime), many people in the South Florida area feel the need to present themselves as very serious tough guys (If you're interested in the phenomenon, I'd encourage you to read up on
Alpha 66 - an extant paramilitary group that, to my knowledge, has never engaged in any paramilitary actions beyond "playing army" in the Florida everglades). Anyhow, one necessary accoutrement for any would-be toughie is an untrained and rambunctious pit bull terrier wearing a length of chain around their necks instead of a traditional collar (I guess it's hard to look dangerous with a toy poodle wearing a pink collar with "Fluffy" embroidered on it in lavender thread, but in my experience, that's the guy you want to watch out for - that dude is probably a dang Navy Seal!).
It's often to the point that a visit to the dog park is enough to make one question whether or not they've just stumbled across an illegal, open-air dogfighting ring! Now, don't misunderstand, I have no issues whatsoever with the breed (although they do generally seem to be the ones devouring entire kindergarten classes...), but I do take issue with anyone who owns any kind of powerful animal and can't be bothered to properly train it. Horses, peacocks, whatever - I don't discriminate.
As my dogs are small, adorable, and completely incapable of fending for themselves against such animals, it's my responsibility and duty to make sure that they don't wind up like those poor kindergartners. And hence, in addition to less-than-lethal interventions (not shown), I prefer to carry a sub-compact 10mm pistol, which I find nicely bridges the gap between self defense and dangerous game. Additionally, its model designation (on the slide) is most appropriate for this second-to-last day of the challenge!
For your consideration, my tried-and-true 2022 Remington Granddaddy Barlow alongside the Dreadeye fixed-blade from Tactile Knife Co. and my preferred carry pistol for environments urban, rural, and interstellar alike.



Rest up, fellow barlow-philes - big day tomorrow!