Bad Survive! Deserves A Permanent Post In The Hall Of Shame

Ohhh ohhh, do me next!

Take it easy there, infi-del, you have a little … remnants… of Guy on your chin.

See you in a year, ya quitter.

I bet everyone tells you how clever you are don’t they? That’s some top shelf stuff there. I mean really… I’ve read some funny stuff but that… that’s just the most hilarious thing I think anyone has ever posted in the history of ever. Well done sir.
 
I bet everyone tells you how clever you are don’t they? That’s some top shelf stuff there. I mean really… I’ve read some funny stuff but that… that’s just the most hilarious thing I think anyone has ever posted in the history of ever. Well done sir.
i just hear it from people who have a hard time keeping up when they’re out to pick fights. Enjoy your S!K products, but don’t confuse your contentment with a company’s success… you’re not that important.
 
Take it easy there, infi-del, you have a little … remnants… of Guy on your chin.
Homophobic comments are really edgy and funny.

They literally have nothing better to do. Go back and look... it's a lot of a same folks participating in this thread for FOUR YEARS! And I really do think they're the only one's that care. It's fascinating to watch.
Lots of valid complaints against Survive. Unfortunately a lot of the posters making them seem to have the maturity of a 13-year-old losing on Fortnight.

Even when gay jokes aren't the scathing weapon of choice it's the same boring comments over and over. Troll, shill, paid by survive!, Guy in disguise, please quit posting, why aren't you banned? *yawn*.

Folks have their reasons for not liking Survive and that’s fine. But how many people has this 4 year thread stopped from buying their knives? Not people that showed up because they wanna be recreationally mad too… but people that were about to buy a Survive Knife… read this thread… and didn’t? 5? 10?

Kind of ironic considering how popular Survive! knives seem to be on the knife exchange here. Guess they didn't read the thread.
 
i just hear it from people who have a hard time keeping up when they’re out to pick fights. Enjoy your S!K products, but don’t confuse your contentment with a company’s success… you’re not that important.

You enjoy leaps of conjecture and putting words in people’s mouths don’t ya? It’s good to have hobbies.
 
You enjoy leaps of conjecture and putting words in people’s mouths don’t ya? It’s good to have hobbies.
Well looks like you couldn’t stick the flounce, eh bud? Maybe I’ll see you here tomorrow, too? 364 tomorrows and wow… looks like you’re the very guy you hate. Adds up.
 
Homophobic comments are really edgy and funny.

Lots of valid complaints against Survive. Unfortunately a lot of the posters making them seem to have the maturity of a 13-year-old losing on Fortnight.

Even when gay jokes aren't the scathing weapon of choice it's the same boring comments over and over. Troll, shill, paid by survive!,

Reminds me of high school
 
Well looks like you couldn’t stick the flounce, eh bud? Maybe I’ll see you here tomorrow, too? 364 tomorrows and wow… looks like you’re the very guy you hate. Adds up.

Probably not… I’ll likely lose interest by then. Sorry… you’re not THAT entertaining to watch spin around and around.
 
Why not share your experiences instead of commenting about other forum members complaining for years then?

I did… last year and was met with accusations of being a shill and enabling SK! to rob people. The people consistently participating in this thread don’t wanna hear that noise. They just want a place to be recreationally pissed off about something… anything.
 
I did… last year and was met with accusations of being a shill and enabling SK! to rob people. The people consistently participating in this thread don’t wanna hear that noise. They just want a place to be recreationally pissed off about something… anything.
I know, I read all that. But the irony is that you also had problems with Survive!, so it's a strange conundrum.

Look, for me personally, I have enjoyed reading your content over the years. I have no beef here.

It's just after seeing how disingenuous the company has been run, it's not difficult to conclude the community is best served by calling out the BS.
 
I did… last year and was met with accusations of being a shill and enabling SK! to rob people. The people consistently participating in this thread don’t wanna hear that noise. They just want a place to be recreationally pissed off about something… anything.
Yeah, they just got a knife to a guy who waited 6 years for it, and you can read about it in these very forums, and yet you think there’s nothing to be pissed about? It’s a joke company, and I don’t believe for a second they’re worth the trouble.
 
I know, I read all that. But the irony is that you also had problems with Survive!, so it's a strange conundrum.

Look, for me personally, I have enjoyed reading your content over the years. I have no beef here.

It's just after seeing how disingenuous the company has been run, it's not difficult to conclude the community is best served by calling out the BS.

I don’t disagree to a point. But there are some members in here that will accuse you of sucking another man’s dick because you won’t pile on with them in the shit show… and I find that hilarious but also pathetic at the same time.
 
Yeah, they just got a knife to a guy who waited 6 years for it, and you can read about it in these very forums, and yet you think there’s nothing to be pissed about? It’s a joke company, and I don’t believe for a second they’re worth the trouble.

Yeah we get it… you’re big mad.

Edit: I don’t wanna put words in your mouth… you’re mad right? You seem mad.
 
Yeah we get it… you’re big mad.

Edit: I don’t wanna put words in your mouth… you’re mad right? You seem mad.
Just don’t pretend you don’t know what you’re doing here- it has nothing to do with S!K and everything to do with some deep hurt you’re feeling from a year ago.

This is obvious, because you’ve given up defending them in an effort to urinate on some shoes.
 
Just don’t pretend you don’t know what you’re doing here- it has nothing to do with S!K and everything to do with some deep hurt you’re feeling from a year ago.

This is obvious, because you’ve given up defending them in an effort to urinate on some shoes.

How many Survive Knives did you order, pay for, and never receive?
 
because you won’t pile on with them in the shit show
You’re confused, you’re not defending S!K, you’re just attacking members. I think you forgot how to defend a stance during your “prolonged” absence.

Watch a pro. S!K is an unethical company because they don’t deliver on their promises. If you’re lucky, they deliver something… eventually, when they get around to it.
 
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