Bad Survive! Deserves A Permanent Post In The Hall Of Shame

It is PAINFULLY obvious that Abjectwhatever is a shill. This is not "normal" behavior of a customer or a new member. I am not going to itemize the questionable things it has posted. For those of us that have been dealing with S!K for a while, Abjectwhatever's post seem eerily similar to the shill posts that we have seen in the past. With that in mind, I see no reason to continue to pretend that Abjectwhatever just a random S!K customer and new member.
This gives us the opportunity to keep current on the scam, while also keeping this thread at the top of google search results on Survive!

I say we oblige!
 
Were the Survive! "Seconds" actually marked in any way to clearly identify them as having been sold as flawed \ seconds? Like Spyderco does with its Factory Seconds.
 
It is PAINFULLY obvious that Abjectwhatever is a shill. This is not "normal" behavior of a customer or a new member. I am not going to itemize the questionable things it has posted. For those of us that have been dealing with S!K for a while, Abjectwhatever's post seem eerily similar to the shill posts that we have seen in the past. With that in mind, I see no reason to continue to pretend that Abjectwhatever just a random S!K customer and new member.
I really, sincerely hope that he is, because anyone seeing this thread and genuinely planning to hand Survive $7000 at minimum after reading even a fraction of it has the survival instincts of a drunk squirrel on the highway.
 
LOL So, not only a shill, but an attempted scammer scumbag just like your b....HEEEEEYYYY WAITAMINUTE!!!!

🤣🤣 🤣 🤣
Oh yes, the old call someone a liar then don't put your money where your mouth is trick. Good stuff.
Remember when I said to read more and post less? :rolleyes:
I do yes. You've been posting on average 7 posts a day for almost 10 years, for you to tell me to post less (or not at all) was a real moment of reflection for me.

I've seen the damning accusations about Survive and their factory 2cds. That doesn't remove the premise that people generally pay less for them when you're reselling them. At least in most cases, it doesn't exactly seem to be the case often with second-hand Survive knives. Could be word got out that they're not seconds- 99% of the adds I've seen for them say the owner can't find anything wrong with them.
 
Oh yes, the old call someone a liar then don't put your money where your mouth is trick. Good stuff.

I do yes. You've been posting on average 7 posts a day for almost 10 years, for you to tell me to post less (or not at all) was a real moment of reflection for me.

I've seen the damning accusations about Survive and their factory 2cds. That doesn't remove the premise that people generally pay less for them when you're reselling them. At least in most cases, it doesn't exactly seem to be the case often with second-hand Survive knives. Could be word got out that they're not seconds- 99% of the adds I've seen for them say the owner can't find anything wrong with them.
What amuses me is that you think I care in the slightest about your attempt at making me look foolish for not taking a total stranger, and a scumbag shill for a scumbag company up on some nebulous "wager". The only one who looks foolish here is you. Good luck with that, Guy.

It's almost as amusing as you attempting to say that someone posts here too much. Yeah, when you're here to participate in a community that supports your favorite hobby, that happens. It's certainly not a waste of time like, say, creating an account on a website so you can come defend a fraudulent company run by a dirtbag felon because you read that people were saying MEAAAAAN THIIIIIINGS and your feelings were hurt. 🤷‍♂️
 
A AbjectTestament you must understand other's perception of your presence here. Your first posts states you are a fanboy of the company and want to share your thoughts for potential prospects. You have read this entire thread. Read through the continuous issues, excuses, and resolutions to do better that never actually occur and are now a predictable cycle. You even experienced some of the issues yourself, albeit not to the extend of others.
You got it dude. I'm not surprised or butt-hurt over the entirely expected reception, and not offended in the least.
I would be lying if I said I don't like Guy and Ellie, I understand that's going to piss people off but I'm also not going to be coy about it. I also really like their knives and had a good experience with them. I had an order come in under 7 months and it looks like they're finally starting to push a lot of knives out according to their social media. Statistically, it won't happen if you consider all the previous "we've changed" speels. I'm hoping they do though for people waiting on their knives and myself wanting to pick up a few more.
 
I get that people are frustrated, but all the name-calling is really unprofessional. Hopefully the ad hominem attacks from our regulars that run their emotions on full-throttle die down and the conversation becomes more productive.
There's a good reason that the conversation has gone the way that it has.

You got it dude. I'm not surprised or butt-hurt over the entirely expected reception, and not offended in the least.
I would be lying if I said I don't like Guy and Ellie, I understand that's going to piss people off but I'm also not going to be coy about it. I also really like their knives and had a good experience with them. I had an order come in under 7 months and it looks like they're finally starting to push a lot of knives out according to their social media. Statistically, it won't happen if you consider all the previous "we've changed" speels. I'm hoping they do though for people waiting on their knives and myself wanting to pick up a few more.
AbjectTestament came here to shill, and is getting the attention he requested.
 
There's a good reason that the conversation has gone the way that it has.


AbjectTestament came here to shill, and is getting the attention he requested.

Pay Roy Batty no mind. The only reason he posted here is because I did, and his current favorite thing to do is follow me around Bladeforums all day. It's rather endearing, if I'm being honest. 😍

LOL
 
Pay Roy Batty no mind. The only reason he posted here is because I did, and his current favorite thing to do is follow me around Bladeforums all day. It's rather endearing, if I'm being honest. 😍

LOL
I know you’re intent on making everything about your BladeForums experience “personal”, but just because people post in the same topics as you doesn’t mean they’re out to chase you around. I tried to be indirect about my remark on insults but if I’m being honest, it gets old seeing the same old emotionally-charged personal attacks from you against other members.

I hope you correct your etiquette “azimuth” at some point, but in the mean time I would just ask that you possibly dial back on the ad hominem attacks. It really distracts from the main point.
 
I know you’re intent on making everything about your BladeForums experience “personal”, but just because people post in the same topics as you doesn’t mean they’re out to chase you around. I tried to be indirect about my remark on insults but if I’m being honest, it gets old seeing the same old emotionally-charged personal attacks from you against other members.

I hope you correct your etiquette “azimuth” at some point, but in the mean time I would just ask that you possibly dial back on the ad hominem attacks. It really distracts from the main point.

Please stop pretending you don't follow me around, because you do, and it's getting embarrassing (well, for you). Anyway, since I know the kind of person you are, looks like I'll have to once again tell you, we aren't doing this here. Sort out your personal emotional issues on your own time. I recommend using the Ignore option so you don't have to feel so attacked by my existence, just a thought!

Have a great day! :D
 
Remember when I said to read more and post less? :rolleyes:


If you've read up on survive you'd know that "factory 2nd" means nothing other than it was a knife paid for and meant to go to the original buyer, but survive needed the money again so the sold it for a second time to a new buyer (who then also waited years). Also, it isn't a second in that they still don't have the knife when they sold it the second time. They have admitted to pre selling seconds before they even know they will have any seconds since they don't have any "firsts" yet either. It is a scam. Time to stop shilling for them.
Have you actually ever compared a second to a first, or are you just guessing? Or maybe just reading up...
 
Have you actually ever compared a second to a first, or are you just guessing? Or maybe just reading up...


There have been multiple reports (perhaps even in this thread) where people get their 2nd and can't find any issues at all.

Sure, that's not a direct comparison, but a "2nd" is sold as a flawed item. Kind of weird that multiple people recieve a "flawed" knife without flaws.

And it's even weirder that you can pre-order a 2nd. Makes it seem that the existence of 2nds is actually intentional rather than items that just didn't make the cut.
 
There have been multiple reports (perhaps even in this thread) where people get their 2nd and can't find any issues at all.

Sure, that's not a direct comparison, but a "2nd" is sold as a flawed item. Kind of weird that multiple people recieve a "flawed" knife without flaws.

And it's even weirder that you can pre-order a 2nd. Makes it seem that the existence of 2nds is actually intentional rather than items that just didn't make the cut.
Statistically certainly not relevant, but I can compare directly. While my first, like all others I own, is flawless, the second has non-symmetrical plunge lines. Yes, you have to look hard…. The sheath was a bit tight, I adjusted the screws a little, also not perfect because now it rattles a bit, but nothing to worry about when using it.

Every serious industrial production knows its approximate scrap figures, I would not hold selling seconds in advance against them…
 
I know you’re intent on making everything about your BladeForums experience “personal”, but just because people post in the same topics as you doesn’t mean they’re out to chase you around. I tried to be indirect about my remark on insults but if I’m being honest, it gets old seeing the same old emotionally-charged personal attacks from you against other members.

I hope you correct your etiquette “azimuth” at some point, but in the mean time I would just ask that you possibly dial back on the ad hominem attacks. It really distracts from the main point.
Don't know you from Adam, you never post here (on this thread). And don't really know Quiet either. But from my (bystander) perspective you are being serious cringe. Some Smurf account comes on here, literally announcing he on THIS forums to stir the pot, and employees about every shill tactic we've seen. and YOU come on HERE randomly out of nowhere with a drive by post just to police the Tone? LOL... Yea... ok dude.. looks like trolling at best to me, stalking trolling worst.
 
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Every serious industrial production knows its approximate scrap figures, I would not hold selling seconds in advance against them…
When they are selling seconds on a run that has yet to ship to customers who have been waiting for months or years, it's a Ponzi scheme, plain and simple.

It's robbing Peter to pay Paul, and S?K has been playing that game for a long time.
 
Don't know you from Adam.. And don't know Quiet either. But from my (bystander) perspective, you DO come off cringy with a pious hall monitor tone. Some Smurf account comes on here, literally announcing he on THIS forums to stir the pot, and employees about every shill tactic we've seen. and you come on here to police the Tone? LOL... Yea... ok...
It’s “cringy with a pious hall monitor tone” to ask people to stop hurling personal insults at the guy? Interesting. I guess you expected this thread to be an echo-chamber. Also: I wouldn’t play fast and loose with the word “shill”. 34 out of 36 of your posts since like spring of 2018 have been an anti-“survive” crusade. My guess is, someone here has an alternate account they’re using for this topic. :)
 
When they are selling seconds on a run that has yet to ship to customers who have been waiting for months or years, it's a Ponzi scheme, plain and simple.

It's robbing Peter to pay Paul, and S?K has been playing that game for a long time.
The time you have to wait has nothing to do with my argument..
 
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