Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[evilgreg]

Does this one even have a sharpened part, or are you just meant to use it like a bat or what?

 

[dirc]

no, not meant to be used ever, it's purely a wall hanger...

I think I just found the worst m-tech knife lol, it's double bladed!

 

[Night Rider]

no, not meant to be used ever, it's purely a wall hanger...

I think I just found the worst m-tech knife lol, it's double bladed!

Even M-Tech should be ashamed of themselves for this one ^

 

[Lapedog]

no, not meant to be used ever, it's purely a wall hanger...

I think I just found the worst m-tech knife lol, it's double bladed!

Bro I know you think you’re sick with that mtech, but as a friend let me tell you that you’re lacking.

 

[dirc]

lmao - do those 2 actually lock together for a 4 bladed monstrosity?

 

[Lapedog]

lmao - do those 2 actually lock together for a 4 bladed monstrosity?

You better believe it.

Claimed to be 1 of a kind

Pro tip: skip the engagement ring fellas and get her what she really wants.

 

[Dr Heelhook]

no, not meant to be used ever, it's purely a wall hanger...

I think I just found the worst m-tech knife lol, it's double bladed!

I like how the two thumb ramps are not of equal height and only one of them has jimping.

Nice
Touch
.

 

[abcdef]

lmao - do those 2 actually lock together for a 4 bladed monstrosity?

The beast with two backs.

 

[BilboBaggins]

Does this one even have a sharpened part, or are you just meant to use it like a bat or what?

I think it's a shovel.

 

[Silent H]

Claimed to be 1 of a kind

it's supposed to be a punching thing, right? So those two top blades can fold down on your fingers to punish you for punching someone?

 

[dirc]

maybe it's a really bad attempt to copy the movie 'krull' (anyone remember this?) from like the 80s?

 

[SteelJunkee]

maybe it's a really bad attempt to copy the movie 'krull' (anyone remember this?) from like the 80s?

This one is really cool. You trow it closed and from the centripetal force it opens in mid air

 

[NorthernSouthpaw]

maybe it's a really bad attempt to copy the movie 'krull' (anyone remember this?) from like the 80s?

It's called the Glaive.
And that doesn't belong in this thread . Please don't ruin my childhood

 

[dirc]

Historically, glaive simply meant sword (french took it from the latin 'gladius'), but later became a sword on polearm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaive

only the krull movie used it differently : )

((ps I think it's good to include this in the thread simply because I'm certain it has inspired many mall ninja purchases since it came out in 1983))

 

[jlauffer]

maybe it's a really bad attempt to copy the movie 'krull' (anyone remember this?) from like the 80s?

Love Krull! And one of Liam Neesons first roles

 

[SteelJunkee]

One of the greatest cheesy turnip production ever made.

 

[SteelJunkee]

 

[CdnMitch]

Needs thicker blade stock and more fullers lmao

 

[Petunia D. Feeble]

Does this one even have a sharpened part, or are you just meant to use it like a bat or what?

That's the lead singer of Korn's cricket bat.

 

[Petunia D. Feeble]

You better believe it.

Claimed to be 1 of a kind

Pro tip: skip the engagement ring fellas and get her what she really wants.

I kind of like the purple one. Looks like an L.A. Gear t shirt from the 90s.