Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[K.O.D.]

Not really tacticlol looking, per se, but it's the name, and price.

I give you, the Alphahunter Tactical War ready War Bowie. $900. 3.875" blade, weighs in at 8.55oz! War ready? How about drop your pants ready!

 

[K.O.D.]

They have a version with a copper scale version, 10.77oz! That's a large filet mignon!

 

[Dogdrawz]

maybe it's a really bad attempt to copy the movie 'krull' (anyone remember this?) from like the 80s?

I see your Krull & raise you...The Sword and the Sorcerer

 

[jlauffer]

I see your Krull & raise you...The Sword and the Sorcerer

A Richard Lynch classic!

 

[jceckrosh]

Ah yes, the ballistic sword.

 

[cbrstar]

T


Too soon?

 

[mmmotorcycle]

Found this monstrosity today....

It weighs 3/4 of a pound.

 

[katanas]

Now "That's a Knyfe"! By the way, did you find it AND buy it?

 

[jceckrosh]

It's amazing how many ugly artless knives there are. But hey, lots of these could be used as props on "Into The Badlands."

 

[tavor556]

Found this monstrosity today....

It weighs 3/4 of a pound.

 

[K.O.D.]

I know this has posted before, but still, it baffles me. This knife is solid titanium. Isn't Ti rather soft to be used as a blade material? I guess when it's sole purpose is to stab people, that doesn't really matter.

Well, you might be able to dig up potatoes, carrots, and other tubers with it in an emergency.

$1145

I like that the sheath is ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[ShannonSteelLabs]

I know this has posted before, but still, it baffles me. This knife is solid titanium. Isn't Ti rather soft to be used as a blade material? I guess when it's sole purpose is to stab people, that doesn't really matter.

Well, you might be able to dig up potatoes, carrots, and other tubers with it in an emergency.

$1145

I like that the sheath is ribbed for her pleasure.

It actually screws into the sheath. For maximum retention.
I'm not kidding either.

 

[K.O.D.]

It actually screws into the sheath. For maximum retention.
I'm not kidding either.

Oh, I know. If you need an emergency quick draw, you're screwed.

 

[ShannonSteelLabs]

Oh, I know. If you need an emergency quick draw, you're screwed.

Yep. Literally and an excellent pun.

 

[K.O.D.]

It can be yours for only $1699!

 

[b00n]

Found this monstrosity today....

It weighs 3/4 of a pound.

Well it makes sense it's so heavy, I am sure it's a 8" blade and 18 inch overall length, right? RIGHT?!

 

[CPP]

Found this monstrosity today....

It weighs 3/4 of a pound.

At first glance I liked it as the blade reminded me of the CKF Peace Duke. And then I noticed the harpoon swedge which strongly resembles a rooster's comb...

 

[Dr Heelhook]

It can be yours for only $1699!

That thing is probably well made but it’s a bit much. edit: I mean the KNIFE is a bit much, not just the price.

 

[K.O.D.]

At first glance I liked it as the blade reminded me of the CKF Peace Duke. And then I noticed the harpoon swedge which strongly resembles a rooster's comb...

So those are called toes... Never knew that.

That thing is probably well made but it’s a bit much. edit: I mean the KNIFE is a bit much, not just the price.

To make it even more tacticlol, it's an auto.

It's called the Rainy Valotton prototype Warlock's Apprentice.

It's seriously something I'd expect to see at a truck stop. That handle is mammoth molar according to BHQ.

 

[CPP]

It's seriously something I'd expect to see at a truck stop. That handle is mammoth molar according to BHQ.

Mammoth tusk would make it more tacticol