Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Gravy]

Good thing he got rid of the edge in that middle portion of the blade, I hate it when they don't do that. /s

 

[PaultheCarpenter]

This has always been a personal favorite of mine, I'm sad I didn't get the opportunity to own one.

I thought the ad was a joke at first, but as you can see, it exists. Made in China.

 

[BilboBaggins]

This is probably already buried in this thread somewhere but...

 

[Rykjeklut]

This is probably already buried in this thread somewhere but...

Skelton

 

[BilboBaggins]

Skelton

He takes this knife/claw/thing very seriously.

 

[Rykjeklut]

He takes this knife/claw/thing very seriously.

Well, I'll give you that.

 

[Dadpool]

From the thumbnail for the video, that just looks like a high-end custom knife...

 

[Silent H]

How I imagine this design meeting went: "We're going to take the Spyderhole, and turn it into a skull to make it more tactical for the operators (please don't sue us Sal). We'll make the handles red, so you don't notice the blood dripping down that sweet blood groove after it hits the handle, and then we'll sell it for $69 because lololol"

 

[DocJD]

How I imagine this design meeting went: "We're going to take the Spyderhole, and turn it into a skull to make it more tactical for the operators (please don't sue us Sal). We'll make the handles red, so you don't notice the blood dripping down that sweet blood groove after it hits the handle, and then we'll sell it for $69 because lololol"

I assume it comes with replacement blades ?

Looks like it's made to fracture right through that huge skull shaped hole .

So can stab and break off , for that impressive cinematic finishing move ala Riddick !

 

[Eversion]

High speed low drag Opinel.

 

[Dr Heelhook]

This has always been a personal favorite of mine, I'm sad I didn't get the opportunity to own one.

I thought the ad was a joke at first, but as you can see, it exists. Made in China.

^This might be the best post in the entire thread. Just... wow.

 

[evilgreg]

How I imagine this design meeting went: "We're going to take the Spyderhole, and turn it into a skull to make it more tactical for the operators (please don't sue us Sal). We'll make the handles red, so you don't notice the blood dripping down that sweet blood groove after it hits the handle, and then we'll sell it for $69 because lololol"

Don't forget the discrete, tasteful clips they use, here's the clip on mine:

Not going to lie, though, it's a guilty pleasure but I really sort of love this knife:

 

[The Fort]

I never read this thread until today. I had no idea what I was missing! Some fine cutlery, and some hilarious comments. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Wild Willie]

SMATCHET!!!
I must admit that getting the occasional bud k catalog in the mail brings back a certain nostalgia from my childhood...

 

[BilboBaggins]

Don't forget the discrete, tasteful clips they use, here's the clip on mine:

Not going to lie, though, it's a guilty pleasure but I really sort of love this knife:

Is that a bottle opener on the back end, or is it just styled that way to do the skull/clip thingy?

 

[jideta]

Don't forget the discrete, tasteful clips they use, here's the clip on mine:

Not going to lie, though, it's a guilty pleasure but I really sort of love this knife:

I like mine too...



the clip kinda grows on you...

 

[evilgreg]

Is that a bottle opener on the back end, or is it just styled that way to do the skull/clip thingy?

I don't think it serves any function, nor can I explain it as a style choice.

I like mine too...

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the clip kinda grows on you...

Wow, great looking scales there. As far as the knife goes, mine cuts great and has a fantastic detent that makes it one of the finest middle finger flickers I own. The blue eyed screaming skull has grown on me, to be honest. It's how I get my mall ninja on . . .

 

[Dadpool]

I don't think it serves any function, nor can I explain it as a style choice.

I have a Daggerr Vendetta, which is a bit longer than the Sting, and on its long handle that little "divot" is perfectly positioned to let me brace it against my palm while closing it one-handed.

 

[Mikel_24]

High speed low drag Opinel.View attachment 1448970

Whistle built in right in the handle, synthetic material (so it does not swell when exposed to water/humidity), decent steel, directional serrations for cordage and nice cut-out in the blade so you can open it with gloves instead of a nail nick, Viroblock system as a locking mechanism...

What's not to like about this Opinel?

Mikel

 

[Ruari]

Combines all the mall ninja aspects you could ever wish for.
Outer-space painted tanto blade, with useless sawback. Holes to lash it to a stick to make a spear, stepped blade with some jimping when you need to do some fine carving. Flat pommel to hammer in some nails (surprised it doesn’t have a skull crusher - missed a trick there).