Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[justjed]

Just another CQB Secret Ninja Oper8tr Tactical Tracker style hunting knife. Mine's bigger than yours. I'd show you, but then I'd have to kill you. You understand....

 

[r8shell]

Is that a belt cutter or a bottle opener?

 

[WValtakis]

Is that a belt cutter or a bottle opener?

Yes

 

[Shorttime]

Anything is a BAT, if you're Oper8tor enough!

 

[Silent H]

Is that a belt cutter or a bottle opener?

Aviation and knives, what could go wrong? I might just have to find one of these...

 

[Smiling]

Ah yes, the ultra tactical stuff...

only true oper8tors can understand

 

[Silent H]

Came across this one on instagram. I had to crop the name out to post it in general, the acronym is SHPOS, for sub human piece of sh...

Is that a finger ring, or a cigar cutter? Maybe they took the term "finger guillotine" too literally? I'd say nobody should ever consider using this as a fighting knife, but based on the price tag, I doubt it will be used for anything but instagram pics.

 

[DangerZone98]

https://www.bladehq.com/item--Gerber-Versafix-14-Machete-Fixed--94216

 

[Shorttime]

https://www.bladehq.com/item--Gerber-Versafix-14-Machete-Fixed--94216

This thing:

It's got historical precedent, too. The Russian Spetnaz machete,

The Woodsman's Pal, made not too far from me, internationally-speaking.

 

[Eversion]

This thing:

"Chizl'd" finish

 

[r8shell]

Baton jimping?

 

[Shorttime]

"Chizl'd" finish

Seems like it's there to act in a similar way to a fuller, keeping the.... knife(?) from pulling vacuum, and getting stuck. I'm not sure what you're supposed to be swinging at that will cause that, and this isn't Prac Tac, so I'm not going to speculate!

There are a couple products in the ladies fashion and website design realms with the exact same name, somehow. It will be interesting to see who fights whom for infringement.

 

[SVTFreak]

Baton jimping?

I can see how this would cause damage to your baton. You’d have to baton extra piece to use for backup baton! I see a snowball happening here!

 

[Shorttime]

Well guys, they beat us. This knife, from the usual suspects, is so tactical that the blade features light-distortion technology.

 

[Eversion]

When in doubt, more finger choils.

 

[Shorttime]

Ultra-exclusive version of the CRKT M-16. Only two in existence, apparently.

I'm interested.

 

[Hanne762]

Ultra-exclusive version of the CRKT M-16. Only two in existence, apparently.

I'm interested.

the knife looks fine but I'd like to complain about the pocket clip.

 

[Mass1632]

Don't forget the discrete, tasteful clips they use, here's the clip on mine:

Not going to lie, though, it's a guilty pleasure but I really sort of love this knife:

Whenever i look at that pocket clip, i feel the urge to giggle deep in my chest. I think i need one of those. Just for that clip.

 

[evilgreg]

When in doubt, more finger choils.
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That doesn't look as ergonomic as this other Strider grail:

 

[evilgreg]

Whenever i look at that pocket clip, i feel the urge to giggle deep in my chest. I think i need one of those. Just for that clip.

I know, it's awful. I actually kind of love the knife it's on, though. The clip and that weird cut out on the butt end of the handle aren't enough to put me off of it.