Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

DangerZone98 said:
I never understood why the Warrior was offered in H1 steel. It doesn’t look like a diving knife to me. For a fighting type-esque blade, 52100 or 3V would’ve been nicer.
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IIRC , some kind of military contract was a concern . Maybe some country's version of the SEALS ? :confused:
 
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lol
 
snuffle said:
That manages the rare feat of looking assembled backwards while featuring a full-tang.
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100% agree. When I saw this I thought "Okay, curved blade with silly long sharpened swedge on the spine, wait--is the handle on backwards? WTF?"
 
DocJD said:
Pikal "upside-down " fighting knife . :)

And either a HUGE lanyard hole or finger ring hole ? :rolleyes:
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Oh not a lanyard hole or finger ring it is something even more absurd I am convinced the toilet paper shortages we had were because of the people marketing this junk couldn't stop the flow of verbal diarrhoea.

It is actually described in a YouTube video by the designer as..... wait for it.........

A measuring distance hole for shooting missiles. Its for measuring the distance when firing a tow missle as he claims a tow missle doesn't activate until it reaches a distance of 500m so of he holds the knife upside-down and looks through the magic measuring hole like its a monocle and if he can fit a vehicle within it he knows its at least 500m and the missle will arm and will destroy it.

I swear you can't make this BS up I think he was using a crack pipe as a monocle when designing it because TOW missles have advanced optics and laser range finder built in because I don't think big army want people sending them down range when they have determined the distance using a hair plucked from their butt cheeks they need to be exact. Also TOW missle have a minimum safe target engagement distance of between 45-70m.

If you want to laugh google the model and watch the videos one of them he is on a park bench the other in a room with green background.
I guess you need to make up a reason for some unknown feature on the box of $5 mystery knives that they purchased from China.
 
Kraken82 said:
Oh not a lanyard hole or finger ring it is something even more absurd I am convinced the toilet paper shortages we had were because of the people marketing this junk couldn't stop the flow of verbal diarrhoea.

It is actually described in a YouTube video by the designer as..... wait for it.........

A measuring distance hole for shooting missiles. Its for measuring the distance when firing a tow missle as he claims a tow missle doesn't activate until it reaches a distance of 500m so of he holds the knife upside-down and looks through the magic measuring hole like its a monocle and if he can fit a vehicle within it he knows its at least 500m and the missle will arm and will destroy it.

I swear you can't make this BS up I think he was using a crack pipe as a monocle when designing it because TOW missles have advanced optics and laser range finder built in because I don't think big army want people sending them down range when they have determined the distance using a hair plucked from their butt cheeks they need to be exact. Also TOW missle have a minimum safe target engagement distance of between 45-70m.

If you want to laugh google the model and watch the videos one of them he is on a park bench the other in a room with green background.
I guess you need to make up a reason for some unknown feature on the box of $5 mystery knives that they purchased from China.
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OMFGLOL I watched it and how could you post this without providing the sauce (explanation of the hole at about the 3 min mark):

 
Okay, since we're picking on LOTAR for a minute feast your eyes on this beauty. I can almost feel the "ultra ergonomic" grip's "variable jimping" as I marvel at the radical "SHARK-GILLZ" finger guard feature:

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