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Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by Comeuppance, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. Silent H

    Silent H

    928
    Feb 1, 2018
    I kinda want to start a pool... How much will they ask for it, how much will it sell for, and how long will it sit on the shelf?
     
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  2. DocJD

    DocJD

    Jan 29, 2016
    IIRC , some kind of military contract was a concern . Maybe some country's version of the SEALS ? :confused:
     
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  3. W. Anderson

    W. Anderson Basic Member Basic Member

    Jun 22, 2016
  4. evilgreg

    evilgreg Why so serious? Gold Member

    Dec 25, 2012
    [​IMG]

    lol
     
  5. Wurger190

    Wurger190 Basic Member Basic Member

    506
    Jul 5, 2014
    Yes! WTF?! It's like a kids drawing of a knife.
     
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  6. justjed

    justjed

    Oct 23, 2010
    Thats about as goofy as a Disney movie......
     
  7. snuffle

    snuffle Gold Member Gold Member Basic Member

    81
    Oct 11, 2019

    That manages the rare feat of looking assembled backwards while featuring a full-tang.
     
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  8. evilgreg

    evilgreg Why so serious? Gold Member

    Dec 25, 2012
    100% agree. When I saw this I thought "Okay, curved blade with silly long sharpened swedge on the spine, wait--is the handle on backwards? WTF?"
     
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  9. dirc

    dirc

    Jan 31, 2018
    thank you for that - here is the pic of the only 'knife' listed... lol, the blade protrudes about 2" when closed?
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  10. Lee D

    Lee D Basic Member Basic Member

    May 27, 2013
    I’m gonna need to see the pocket clip on that bad boy. I’d hate to buy it and then find out it is uncomfortable to carry.
     
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  11. DocJD

    DocJD

    Jan 29, 2016
    Pikal "upside-down " fighting knife . :)

    And either a HUGE lanyard hole or finger ring hole ? :rolleyes:
     
  12. Kmikaz3

    Kmikaz3 Basic Member Basic Member

    846
    Aug 28, 2019
    When a gun isn’t enough... you may need a gunknife with its bullet...knife

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    How about a longer muzzle for better reach too? :rolleyes:


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  13. cnm123

    cnm123 Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 7, 2015
    if it’s not a deep carry clip its a deal breaker.
     
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  14. Kraken82

    Kraken82

    21
    Jun 11, 2020

    Oh not a lanyard hole or finger ring it is something even more absurd I am convinced the toilet paper shortages we had were because of the people marketing this junk couldn't stop the flow of verbal diarrhoea.

    It is actually described in a YouTube video by the designer as..... wait for it.........

    A measuring distance hole for shooting missiles. Its for measuring the distance when firing a tow missle as he claims a tow missle doesn't activate until it reaches a distance of 500m so of he holds the knife upside-down and looks through the magic measuring hole like its a monocle and if he can fit a vehicle within it he knows its at least 500m and the missle will arm and will destroy it.

    I swear you can't make this BS up I think he was using a crack pipe as a monocle when designing it because TOW missles have advanced optics and laser range finder built in because I don't think big army want people sending them down range when they have determined the distance using a hair plucked from their butt cheeks they need to be exact. Also TOW missle have a minimum safe target engagement distance of between 45-70m.

    If you want to laugh google the model and watch the videos one of them he is on a park bench the other in a room with green background.
    I guess you need to make up a reason for some unknown feature on the box of $5 mystery knives that they purchased from China.
     
  15. DocJD

    DocJD

    Jan 29, 2016
    :eek::poop:

    Oh , HECK yeah ! :cool:

    :mad: Don't you just hate when your TOW missile fails to arm ? :oops::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
     
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  16. evilgreg

    evilgreg Why so serious? Gold Member

    Dec 25, 2012
    OMFGLOL I watched it and how could you post this without providing the sauce (explanation of the hole at about the 3 min mark):

     
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  17. WValtakis

    WValtakis Hand Engraving, Anodizing and Embellishment Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    May 29, 2004
    Oh wow...definitely worth the watch, lmao.
     
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  18. goldie

    goldie

    Feb 18, 2000
    This should be called the sharpened car bumper channel .
     
  19. evilgreg

    evilgreg Why so serious? Gold Member

    Dec 25, 2012
    Okay, since we're picking on LOTAR for a minute feast your eyes on this beauty. I can almost feel the "ultra ergonomic" grip's "variable jimping" as I marvel at the radical "SHARK-GILLZ" finger guard feature:

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