Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

I kinda want to start a pool... How much will they ask for it, how much will it sell for, and how long will it sit on the shelf?

 

IIRC , some kind of military contract was a concern . Maybe some country's version of the SEALS ?

 

https://www.knifecenter.com/brand/744/richmade-knives

 

Looks like you could probably wave it open, too. Super tactical.

 

lol

 

Yes! WTF?! It's like a kids drawing of a knife.

 

Thats about as goofy as a Disney movie......

 

That manages the rare feat of looking assembled backwards while featuring a full-tang.

 

100% agree. When I saw this I thought "Okay, curved blade with silly long sharpened swedge on the spine, wait--is the handle on backwards? WTF?"

 

thank you for that - here is the pic of the only 'knife' listed... lol, the blade protrudes about 2" when closed?

 

I’m gonna need to see the pocket clip on that bad boy. I’d hate to buy it and then find out it is uncomfortable to carry.

 

Pikal "upside-down " fighting knife .

And either a HUGE lanyard hole or finger ring hole ?

 

When a gun isn’t enough... you may need a gunknife with its bullet...knife



How about a longer muzzle for better reach too?

 

if it’s not a deep carry clip its a deal breaker.

 

Oh not a lanyard hole or finger ring it is something even more absurd I am convinced the toilet paper shortages we had were because of the people marketing this junk couldn't stop the flow of verbal diarrhoea.

It is actually described in a YouTube video by the designer as..... wait for it.........

A measuring distance hole for shooting missiles. Its for measuring the distance when firing a tow missle as he claims a tow missle doesn't activate until it reaches a distance of 500m so of he holds the knife upside-down and looks through the magic measuring hole like its a monocle and if he can fit a vehicle within it he knows its at least 500m and the missle will arm and will destroy it.

I swear you can't make this BS up I think he was using a crack pipe as a monocle when designing it because TOW missles have advanced optics and laser range finder built in because I don't think big army want people sending them down range when they have determined the distance using a hair plucked from their butt cheeks they need to be exact. Also TOW missle have a minimum safe target engagement distance of between 45-70m.

If you want to laugh google the model and watch the videos one of them he is on a park bench the other in a room with green background.
I guess you need to make up a reason for some unknown feature on the box of $5 mystery knives that they purchased from China.

 

Oh , HECK yeah !

Don't you just hate when your TOW missile fails to arm ?

 

OMFGLOL I watched it and how could you post this without providing the sauce (explanation of the hole at about the 3 min mark):

 

Oh wow...definitely worth the watch, lmao.

 

This should be called the sharpened car bumper channel .

 

Okay, since we're picking on LOTAR for a minute feast your eyes on this beauty. I can almost feel the "ultra ergonomic" grip's "variable jimping" as I marvel at the radical "SHARK-GILLZ" finger guard feature: