Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Shorttime]

The most Spyderhole knife to ever Spyderhole.

 

[karnaknives]

Mom!! I'm gonna need an advance on my allowance!

 

[POCEH KOCEB]

A hole to fit two solar systems through…

 

[DocJD]

The most Spyderhole knife to ever Spyderhole.

Heck Yeah !

If you gonna have a hole , then supersize it !

Edit : I secretly kinda like it .

 

[Shorttime]

Heck Yeah !

If you gonna have a hole , then supersize it !

Edit : I secretly kinda like it .

I've been looking at their knives for a year or two I guess, and about 30% of them make me say "almost".

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

if I cant open it with my elbow then I dont want it.

 

[Ruari]

 

[GAGL]

you want a tactical knife/scissors?

 

[GAGL]

needs more jimping

 

[GAGL]

imagine working in a factory where they make this crap...

 

[Dadpool]

needs more jimping

If this was made by LOTAR Combat (featured some pages back), they'd be touting the weird half-circle cutout in the spine as a combination improvised bipod mount point and sighting circle for TOW missiles.

 

[GAGL]

 

[Dadpool]

"Hang on, just let me open all of my tiny knuckle-knives before we fight. It'll only take a minute."

 

[Bastler]

imagine working in a factory where they make this crap...

Is that the jawbone of an ass?

 

[The Grendels]

How haven't we included these beauts before?!

KA-BAR 9909USA All American Polymer Tactical Spork with Hidden Serrated Knife

Tactical Spork mothertrucker!!!

This an interesting thread, in a cautionary knife design kind of way. I had no idea that these were "murder sporks". I've always just quickly glossed over them as things I would never want and never looked at the product description. Not that I want one now.

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Looks like it just pops out

You just know the person who wears this, for their tactical utility then wears their baseball cap backwards...

 

[DocJD]

ass

the buyer is one .

 

[DocJD]

How haven't we included these beauts before?!

KA-BAR 9909USA All American Polymer Tactical Spork with Hidden Serrated Knife

Tactical Spork mothertrucker!!!

To be fair , I think the intent here is culinary and not combative .

 

[Triton]

imagine working in a factory where they make this crap...

Might be pretty good for slaying philistines.

 

[CyberRacer]

 

[POCEH KOCEB]

Dork Ops…