People like you I call “funny dude”
In my worldview you’re not exactly a grandpa, but you’re definitely not a young guy anymore either, and judging from what I’ve seen you write, that thing your daughter called out was most likely not a joke
But you’re a pretty based dude overall, plus funny, and like—you’re actually kinda “young” for your age in my picture of the world.
It’s not really about age anymore, it’s about the mindset, the jokes, that kind of vibe.
But what she said to you probably wasn’t meant as a joke—she most likely called it exactly what it was according to that word.

Still, I find the whole thing hilarious.
You’re young at heart and in the head.
You know what, I think it’s time for you to start a TikTok or something. You’d pull a young audience, make a knife with a vape or a spinner built right into the handle.
Just learn one trendy dance.
For the 20+ crowd you could start doing podcasts, but I’m scared if you start saying your real thoughts out loud you’ll get banned from YouTube or wherever— it’s not Blade forum over there.
Like, there are people who hit 50 and they’re basically hopeless already — literally turned into a grandpa.
And then there’s you — insanely alive.