The BladeForums 2022 Traditional Knife Thread

Misplaced Hillbilly said:
Hey, thanks for the mention. I've been out most of the year due to my wifes illness. Glad to report she's doing so much better now. Hopefully I can become a regular around here again. I'll give an update post on myself and Joyana soon. Heck I dont even know whats going on with the forum knife 😳
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Glad to hear your wife is doing better! Message me once you figure out what's going on with the knife ;)
 
jmgruber said:
Glad to hear your wife is doing better! Message me once you figure out what's going on with the knife ;)
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cudgee said:
I know how much you want a Bunny Knife, was thinking of you the other day, if there are any put aside for us internationals, you can have mine, just have to sort out delivery. Message me if you can. Good to see you drop in.❤️.
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Thanks guys, I been out of the loop for awhile now. But things are definitely on the upswing, been a rough year for us! Hard to believe but I don't think I've even bought a knife in the past year. I definitely like this years knife, and I appreciate the offer deeply. Especially considering I haven't been very active this year on the porch.
 
Misplaced Hillbilly said:
Thanks guys, I been out of the loop for awhile now. But things are definitely on the upswing, been a rough year for us! Hard to believe but I don't think I've even bought a knife in the past year. I definitely like this years knife, and I appreciate the offer deeply. Especially considering I haven't been very active this year on the porch.
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No worries mate, you have had more important things to deal with, but by " Hook Or Crook " we'll get a Bunny Knife in your hand.:):):)
 
I like the labeling! That's a cool story. Me and my best friend used to do quite a bit of rabbit hunting behind his house which butted up to a military training camp out in the woods. We'd sneak passed the fences everyday and go mess around in the camp. There were signs everywhere saying "Tresspassers get a $5,000 fine, up to 5 years in jail, and an involuntary second circumcision". It was always a thrill being in there and we almost got caught a few times. We even found a bunker with a bunch of gun powder in it.


Maybe it didn't say anything about circumcisions, I'm not sure.
 
I refer to my defence attorneys Dave Ide and Con Kerr to respond.
Geeezz...looks like the Meakarthy trials all over again.. 🤨
jlauffer jlauffer : You like the colour red .Are you or have you ever been a...
....A TEACHER?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌.
Y Your Name Goes Here Our client pleads the 5th...your Honour he IS guilty...Guilty of using GoogleMaps to calculate the distance between LA and NY.
In reality he has no real idea of how big these places are...is that a crime?. So it's only 68 fences stretching roughly across the entire North American land mass east to west. My client firmly believes...deep in his heart your Honour...that is still a lot of fences that achieved nothing to curtail the rabbit plague.
On a lighter note Your Majesty...did anyone find the hidden joke perhaps only Aussies would get?
 
meako said:
I refer to my defence attorneys Dave Ide and Con Kerr to respond.
Geeezz...looks like the Meakarthy trials all over again.. 🤨
jlauffer jlauffer : You like the colour red .Are you or have you ever been a...
....A TEACHER?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌.
Y Your Name Goes Here Our client pleads the 5th...your Honour he IS guilty...Guilty of using GoogleMaps to calculate the distance between LA and NY.
In reality he has no real idea of how big these places are...is that a crime?. So it's only 68 fences stretching roughly across the entire North American land mass east to west. My client firmly believes...deep in his heart your Honour...that is still a lot of fences that achieved nothing to curtail the rabbit plague.
On a lighter note Your Majesty...did anyone find the hidden joke perhaps only Aussies would get?
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Not a teacher, but have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express here and there... 😁
 
Misplaced Hillbilly Misplaced Hillbilly David good to hear some positive news mate...I haven't actually ordered one yet....but I know of a bloke in Canada😉 ....I pestered him about whether I can get a second one if possible...I hereby declate that you get first dibs if that comes available.
Further in my defence to my literary critics 😤🤗look I can take constructive criticism as well as the next man(assuming his name is Vladimir and he has nuclear capability😬).
In summing up.. It was not an easy task to face down the nightmarish spectre of pessimism
"last one ever".
Keeping it lighthearted and fun :achieved.
Summarising the history aspects : achieved.
Description of actual knife: achieved.
Editing to required maximum 200 words....
eeeerrmmmm...: could do better. (OH YEAH? try summarising the history of say "Buffalo hunting in America" in 200 words.
I dont like the terms Cut and Paste...Shufflin' and Mufflin' are much more accurate.
I gratefully accept the award for Best and Greatest Porchknife Tube Label Ever for 2022
Long Live The Porch!! .😁
 
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