The Everything Bacon Thread

[mrn8]

It's good eats. I had another bowl for lunch today and now I feel like I need to get out and split some wood to work it off. That's some serious stuff!

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

My order of Benton's that I ordered 3 months ago finally shipped. Excited to find out what all the hoopla is about.

 

[ausher]

What can i do with this delicious bacon grease?

I was thinking a bacon scented candle
Massage oil
Bacon butter

 

[centennial]

My order of Benton's that I ordered 3 months ago finally shipped. Excited to find out what all the hoopla is about.

I am curious to hear your thought.

 

[Chameleonbear]

What can i do with this delicious bacon grease?

I was thinking a bacon scented candle
Massage oil
Bacon butter

I'd suggest a spoon. But that is just my suggestion.

 

[LeeBower]

Saw this on facebook... bacon-ka-bobs

 

[centennial]

I just got a shipment from Broadbents in KY. Hickory, Maplewood and Black Pepper.
This bacon is a lot leaner than the stuff I got from Bentons.
I'm looking forward to frying some up, but it's going to have to wait. I have a busy rest of the week.

 

[The Warrior]

I'm looking forward to frying some up, but it's going to have to wait. I have a busy rest of the week.

Whoa, whoa whoa! You mean, there's such a thing as no time for bacon???

 

[centennial]

This week, yes. No time for bacon. It requires the proper amount of time for cooking and savoring.

 

[The Warrior]

No time for bacon.

Isn't this like, against the Constitution, or something?

 

[centennial]

Oh, I'll be consuming some bacon, just not the premium stuff I just received and not prepared by me.

 

[TBL]

So... I work in one of the largest food distribution warehouses in Canada as the "receiving coordinator". I wont bore you with the details of what i do but when private meat companies come to deliver product without an appointment its sometimes up to me to decide weather or not we can receive their product that day. As a little thank you gift for fitting this guy in our busy day i got this.

Not going to lie... this is some of the most expensive bacon I have ever seen. Got it last night, took the day off, ... you can guess what was for breakfast.

 

[The Warrior]

... you can guess what was for breakfast.

Photos?

 

[TBL]

Sorry, The wife did the cooking. I took the day off for a minor medial procedure on my knees so I cant really walk around / stand up to cook. If I could digitize the smell from my house right now..... damn

 

[The Warrior]

Sorry, The wife did the cooking. I took the day off for a minor medial procedure on my knees so I cant really walk around / stand up to cook. If I could digitize the smell from my house right now..... damn

Nothing like the redolence of sizzling bacon in the mornin'.

 

[Cryptyc]

I seriously have nothing to add to this thread except, Warrior you have been killing me with the one liners. Gold. Pure gold.

 

[The Warrior]

I seriously have nothing to add to this thread except, Warrior you have been killing me with the one liners. Gold. Pure gold.

It's because I upgraded to gold. I don't understand the physics of it, but...

 

[Jerry D.]

It's because I upgraded to gold. I don't understand the physics of it, but...

They call it the "Rumpelstiltskin Effect."

 

[The Warrior]

They call it the "Rumpelstiltskin Effect."

Ah, it's all becoming clear to me now...

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

The wife is making me scallops wrapped in Benton's bacon, which just arrived today...