The "Help, I have a crappy knife" Contest.

Buck isn't known to put their name on garbage, so I suppose that's why this knife is still usable today.
...despite my ongoing best efforts to render useless.

I have no idea what the steel is, but it actually takes a pretty decent edge. It feels weird putting putting it on the EdgePro, but that broad secondary bevel is a bit too much for the SharpMaker.
 
Mine pictured here are Taiwanese, and not badly made, all things considered. My two Buck Vantages are solid, if unspectacular knives. Of course my 110 and Ranger set the standard for folding lockback hunters. My 110 special edition Koa-scaled knife developed lateral play and Buck got it repaired and back to me in short order.
 
I picked up this P.O.S. for 10 bucks to use as a work knife. Almost sliced myself real good when the liner lock went past the tang. not many markings but from my extensive research I found that it came all the way from China and the blade was signed by some guy named Stainless Steal. Check out the misaligned bevel grinds.
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https://imgur.com/KB7wiMd https://imgur.com/T4DWYJj sorry i cant get my pics posted on the board.
 
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I would have totally voted for you :p


Thanks bOOn! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

I'll see if I can get my son to register and enter. He's got some doozies that he used while he was younger and before learning to appreciate his "stuff". I guess kids need to learn sooner or later that knives don't cut rocks.
 
Ok, I'll play....

For your viewing pleasure, I present to you a trifecta of cheap knives!

Grey/silver Jaguar (top)
Model unknown. Blade steel unknown. Country of origin unknown (most likely China)
3.75" blade, 8" overall

Sharp as a dull personality, with all the edge retention of warm butter. Won't even take an edge on my bench grinder - and I've tried! But where it really shines, is not on it's edge, but it's use a prybar and digging tool... really, that's about all you can use it for, which I do quite often.

Action is gritty as sand. Lockup is surprisingly secure. Centering is further right than my golf slice after a six pack and half a bottle of scotch. I keep it in my camping bag for digging, prying, and occasionally punching holes in cans or jugs.

Black Jaguar (middle)
Model unknown. Blade steel unknown. Country of origin unknown (most likely China)
3" blade, 7" overall
This is the little brother, and 'matched pair' to the larger Jaguar.

It's sharpness and edge retention qualities are only rivaled by it's handsome, larger, silver twin. And like it's larger sibling, it sheds rubber inserts like a Husky sheds fur in the Floridian summer. Luckily, it's got a grip material made of the finest grease, grime, and muck harvested from the engines and frames of only the finest late 70's cars and motorcycles.

Action is can best be described as peanut butter. Lockup is on par with a loose slip joint. Centering is passable. Currently lives as an emergency knife in the tank bag of my bike. Previous homes have included truck toolbox, dirt bike tail bag, and garage floor. Has cut many fuel lines, removed crud from auto parts, and scraped caked in mud from the bottom af riding boots.


Black Master (bottom)
Model unknown. Blade steel AUS-8. Country of origin Taiwan, according to the pocket clip.
3.25" blade, 7.5" overall

The ultimate knife, found only on the finest of flea market tables. Actually, it holds an edge surprisingly well. Action is smooth and easy, lockup is strong, and centering is pretty good. I carry it when I know I'm going to possibly be really abusing my knife, more then normal wear and tear.

I've had all of these for over 20 years, before I bought my first Kershaw, or even heard of Spyderco.



On with the glamour shots!

Oh, the stunning beauty of the presentation side!
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All business at the back of the house. The sign of great tools, built to work hard.
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If you look closely, you can see the quality craftsmanship Jaguar put into the silver beast, insuring the tip of this fine blade is visible even when fully closed!

It's little brother shows of it's fine patina of it's automotive strength coating on the scales, with a texture and grip of well aged gum found under middle school lunch tables.
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The silver beast hits hard with it's massive right hook, putting the centering of the others to shame!
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Ah, the marks of quality. Truely, the work of master craftsmen.
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Ok, I'll play....

For your viewing pleasure, I present to you a trifecta of cheap knives!

Grey/silver Jaguar (top)
Model unknown. Blade steel unknown. Country of origin unknown (most likely China)
3.75" blade, 8" overall

Sharp as a dull personality, with all the edge retention of warm butter. Won't even take an edge on my bench grinder - and I've tried! But where it really shines, is not on it's edge, but it's use a prybar and digging tool... really, that's about all you can use it for, which I do quite often.

Action is gritty as sand. Lockup is surprisingly secure. Centering is further right than my golf slice after a six pack and half a bottle of scotch. I keep it in my camping bag for digging, prying, and occasionally punching holes in cans or jugs.

Black Jaguar (middle)
Model unknown. Blade steel unknown. Country of origin unknown (most likely China)
3" blade, 7" overall
This is the little brother, and 'matched pair' to the larger Jaguar.

It's sharpness and edge retention qualities are only rivaled by it's handsome, larger, silver twin. And like it's larger sibling, it sheds rubber inserts like a Husky sheds fur in the Floridian summer. Luckily, it's got a grip material made of the finest grease, grime, and muck harvested from the engines and frames of only the finest late 70's cars and motorcycles.

Action is can best be described as peanut butter. Lockup is on par with a loose slip joint. Centering is passable. Currently lives as an emergency knife in the tank bag of my bike. Previous homes have included truck toolbox, dirt bike tail bag, and garage floor. Has cut many fuel lines, removed crud from auto parts, and scraped caked in mud from the bottom af riding boots.


Black Master (bottom)
Model unknown. Blade steel AUS-8. Country of origin Taiwan, according to the pocket clip.
3.25" blade, 7.5" overall

The ultimate knife, found only on the finest of flea market tables. Actually, it holds an edge surprisingly well. Action is smooth and easy, lockup is strong, and centering is pretty good. I carry it when I know I'm going to possibly be really abusing my knife, more then normal wear and tear.

I've had all of these for over 20 years, before I bought my first Kershaw, or even heard of Spyderco.



On with the glamour shots!

Oh, the stunning beauty of the presentation side!
Ryp6h6s.jpg



All business at the back of the house. The sign of great tools, built to work hard.
0wcDGAy.jpg



If you look closely, you can see the quality craftsmanship Jaguar put into the silver beast, insuring the tip of this fine blade is visible even when fully closed!

It's little brother shows of it's fine patina of it's automotive strength coating on the scales, with a texture and grip of well aged gum found under middle school lunch tables.
eFgRXpz.jpg



The silver beast hits hard with it's massive right hook, putting the centering of the others to shame!
xV8kO0y.jpg



Ah, the marks of quality. Truely, the work of master craftsmen.
RtYNvi1.jpg

I believe those Jaguar's are copy's of a knife first produced for S&W, and the Frost Cutlery Delta ranger was the first to copy this.
 
I believe those Jaguar's are copy's of a knife first produced for S&W, and the Frost Cutlery Delta ranger was the first to copy this.

Yeah, I've seen the same basic knife quite a few times over the years on various flea market tables... LOL

Pretty sure the Master is a copy of an old Microtech SOCOM as well.
 
I believe those Jaguar's are copy's of a knife first produced for S&W, and the Frost Cutlery Delta ranger was the first to copy this.
wow a knifemaker who copies a smith and Wesson design what a great thing to do !! . can it get any better?
 
As a follow-up to https://www.bladeforums.com/threads/ultimate-ultimate-gas-station-knife-contest.1592531/, we're going to hold a contest to see who carries and uses the crappiest knife on Blade Forums. This contest is open to all members, you only need to post a picture of the knife in use. We're going on the honor system here, so please only post a crappy knife you actually own and use.

The prize for the person who gets the most votes for their crappy knife will be a $50 BladeHQ eGift card so you can get rid of that crappy knife and pick up something a little nicer. Contest hosted by myself and @LG&M .

Contest ends when I get on my computer Monday morning, July 30th. At that point I'll make a poll thread from all valid entries and we can vote for a winner. Good luck and let the crappy knives flow like a river!

A "refresh" of the concept of a thread never hurts!!!

More pics and best of luck to the crappers!
 
Marci, I guess you didn't enter that "crappy" bowie of yours because you don't use it. ;) It would probably win :p; I'm always willing to take it off your hands and dispose of that "thing". I'll even pay shipping. :eek:
 
Here's my worst. It's a cane knife that I bought from BudK :p

I think the whole thing cost me $15. The knife itself is basically a dollar store butter knife; won't take an edge, wasn't sharp out of the box, barely stays connected to the handle, and the handle is a doorknob.

And oddly enough, I do occasionally use it. The cane looks nice enough that I take it with me with I dress up real fancy.

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My two shed blades...



.... yes that is black paint, not because I tried to paint the blade but because I used it to hold something I painted with a rattle can. Only markings on the blade are "Stainless CHINA". They arrived wrapped in brown paper in a unmarked cardboard box holding 10 knives. I was managing a Gun Shop (it was the late 80s as I recall) and they cost use $6ea landed in the shop. They were so shitty I would not even put them in the counter, the majority of the 20 we ordered ended up being used around the business for opening boxes (remember the Chinese 7.62x39 crates) and whatnot. In fairness it is more like a scraper now than a knife... ;)
 
Ok, I'll play....

For your viewing pleasure, I present to you a trifecta of cheap knives!
Black Master (bottom)
Model unknown. Blade steel AUS-8. Country of origin Taiwan, according to the pocket clip.
3.25" blade, 7.5" overall
The ultimate knife, found only on the finest of flea market tables. Actually, it holds an edge surprisingly well. Action is smooth and easy, lockup is strong, and centering is pretty good. I carry it when I know I'm going to possibly be really abusing my knife, more then normal wear and tear.



On with the glamour shots!
Oh, the stunning beauty of the presentation side!
Ryp6h6s.jpg



All business at the back of the house. The sign of great tools, built to work hard.
0wcDGAy.jpg



If you look closely, you can see the quality craftsmanship Jaguar put into the silver beast, insuring the tip of this fine blade is visible even when fully closed!

It's little brother shows of it's fine patina of it's automotive strength coating on the scales, with a texture and grip of well aged gum found under middle school lunch tables.
eFgRXpz.jpg



The silver beast hits hard with it's massive right hook, putting the centering of the others to shame!
xV8kO0y.jpg



Ah, the marks of quality. Truely, the work of master craftsmen.
RtYNvi1.jpg
 
...Nice way with words, along with your nice 'crappys'
For what its worth, it's actually a
Masper Knife, not a Master.
-I like the way the blade disappears when closed.
B.T.B.
 
For your consideration
The Survival Master
Hollow handle
Compass pommel
Special formulated stainless blade
3/4" x 2" sharpening stone w/sheath
Re profiled blade
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Again not an entry, cause if it won, would use the $ for a wrench knife
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