The Izula can cut but how does it throw?

[R.A.T.]

What are Morning Glories?

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

I would consider his welcome as a hazing. He came back so obviously he can hang.

How the f did ya'll get on morning glories and green beans? Just when you think you have a thread figured out BOOM! Someone brings up something weird out of no where.

You mean like pictures of drunk-looking fat dudes wearing bras? We all remember who was responsible for that one, don't we?

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Ya'll are the ones into tits. I thought I'd just add variety to your selection.

 

[R.A.T.]

I've heard that planting Morning Glories in your bra will make your tits grow bigger.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

What are Morning Glories?

Weeellllll......in our house.......

 

[perchjerk]

A glorified morning in my house means...welll (huff) nvm!

 

[Grump]

I wonder what would be better to throw a phillips or a flat head screw driver

If I had a screwdriver, I'd screw in the morning, I'd screw in the evening, all over this land... (sung to the tune "If I had a Hammer" by Peter, Paul and Mary).

You youngsters will probably have to go look it up and listen to it.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

I've heard that planting Morning Glories in your bra will make your tits grow bigger.

there ya go HW now you don't have to pay as much for the hormone injections. You can just plant some morning glories in your bra.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

If I had a screwdriver, I'd screw in the morning, I'd screw in the evening, all over this land... (sung to the tune "If I had a Hammer" by Peter, Paul and Mary).

You youngsters will probably have to go look it up and listen to it.

make for a glorious morning wouldn't it

 

[knerd]

Mmm, bacon.

 

[Grump]

make for a glorious morning wouldn't it

I think that Mary probably had some glorious mornings with Peter and Paul.

 

[R.A.T.]

make for a glorious morning wouldn't it

It would depend on what you were screwing

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

did someone say bacon?

 

[FortyTwoBlades]

Just another reason why the RAT forum is the best place on the planet.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Just another reason why the RAT forum is the best place on the planet.

:thumbup: sure thing....where else could you talk about screwing and bacon at the same time?

 

[somberbear]

thats MrsShotty , now im getting flash backs... that and a hazy morning half drunk cooking bacon naked....

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

thats MrsShotty , now im getting flash backs... that and a hazy morning half drunk cooking bacon naked....

NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER cook bacon in the nude!

 

[knerd]

Dear god, I need something to erase that image from my mind somberbear.

Wait has Mrs. Shotty cooked bacon in the nude?

 

[riz_aaroni]

NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER cook bacon in the nude!

Very true. Can easily burn the sausage.

 

[knerd]

Very true. Can easily burn the sausage.

Hopefully she doesn't have to worry about that. :foot: