The poo, poo thread.

[ron finkbeiner jr]

Don't strain anything trying.

Dayum! Lol

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[bodog]

Spyderco Myrtle. If that blade shape didn't suck we'd have seen it already. Well at least they paired it with an equally atrocious clip. I predict it will be on closeout in the blink of an eye and even then it won't be cheap enough to buy. Rant over.

Forgot about the myrtle. That's a pretty hideous knife, too. And that other one with the ridiculously huge hole in the blade that sticks out wayyy too far...

 

[trevitrace]

Anything bodog likes.

 

[Bigfattyt]

Just switched my carry knife for today because of this thread. One of my beloved Southards had to go to the drawer so I could put this beauty in my pocket:

On the up side, when you drop that loaf in the snow, it will still be there when you retrace your steps to try and find it!









Lots of knives I hate.

I like trendy traditional (I was thinking some of the hard to get GEC patterns like TC Barlow, etc).

Great, solid knives, with the price when purchased directly.....Not so much the inflated secondary prices.



It's OK to trash brands I like... As long as I don't see it.....It won't bother me.....



Just don't say anything bad about Cold Steel, or Busse/Swamp rat/Scrapyard, or GEC or Kwakens, or push daggers, or (enter other knives I like here.............)




Speaking of 80's mall ninja knives...... Has anyone seen my hollow handled survival knife with non functioning spine saw blade? The handle had some fishing line and hooks etc in it, and I want to stuff it down the front of my pants in a tube sock and go for a hiking fishing adventure!

 

[arskrg]

When I heard that Spyderco made a knife called the Introvert I was really excited.

Then I saw it.

 

[marcinek]

When I heard that Spyderco made a knife called the Introvert I was really excited.

Then I saw it.

You cant make a post like that without inlcuding a picture!!!

 

[arskrg]

First I was like "WTF?"




Then I was all "WTF?"

 

[Ratman79]

Everything is Poo

This ^

 

[115Italian]

Zt has gone to poo. Kai needs to kill zt and take kershaw knife models and use better blade steel.

 

[marcinek]

First I was like "WTF?"


Then I was all "WTF?"

Can't blame you. That boy ain't right.

 

[115Italian]

Quote Originally Posted by arskrg View Post
First I was like "WTF?"


Then I was all "WTF?"

Can't blame you. That boy ain't right.

Everyones entitled to a flop but im not sure if that one is forgivable

 

[bflying]

Don't forget the fixed blade version. [emoji90]

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[CapitalizedLiving]

Screw that knife. Oh wait a sec, it has a proprietary laminated carbon fiber logo reveal. Just what I always wanted.

 

[kniferbro]

Screw that knife. Oh wait a sec, it has a proprietary laminated carbon fiber logo reveal. Just what I always wanted.

Actually it was scrapped from production

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

Using your husband's fake name and fake military credentials to sell tantos with 1" tangs and laminated wood splinter handles.

 

[GronK]

Spyderco Myrtle. If that blade shape didn't suck we'd have seen it already. Well at least they paired it with an equally atrocious clip. I predict it will be on closeout in the blink of an eye and even then it won't be cheap enough to buy. Rant over.

Check out the Cricket. Same curves but shortened a bit.

 

[evilgreg]

Using your husband's fake name and fake military credentials to sell tantos with 1" tangs and laminated wood splinter handles.

A mall-ninja's wet dream.

The sad part is that you know some half-wit paid a lot of money for this thing.

 

[CapitalizedLiving]

Ultra-pretentious video with slow-motion broken scissor twirling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmxRvJT3l8

(Note: I like both Doug and Bastien, but... cocaine is a hell of a drug.)

 

[Lapedog]

Not cool! Someone said something bad about Emersons and I like Emersons so they should take it back right now! They've gone and hurt my feelings! Saying something bad about a knife I like is tantamount to saying something bad about me which is basically racism!! Either the perpetrators of this vile sin go on an apology tour or I will alert the human rights tribunal.

Honestly can we ever have a fun thread like this without someon getting bum pained? I think people invest money in these knives and feel emotionally attatched to them as a result. Don't worry people the knife companies being made fun of will survive without you coming to their defense.

In all seriousness though I think the introvert while silly is kind of a neat design concept. The idea is that it is like a folding Swick or La Griffe, for those who like this style of knife for self defense. i definately think there are better ways it could have been done though. For example La Griffe Pliante folder or the Silent Soldier flipper.

 

[NYOutdoors]