The "Whatever" Thread

Grew a 6 day beard for the first time, when I was teenager I couldn't really grow a beard and the fabrication job I had mandated clean shaven everymorning or no work. Joined the army at 19yo, 20 years and 2 months later I took a week of leave for medical and said why not. But removing that beard with and extra hollow ground straight razor was not the move. Should have used a 1/4 or 1/2 hollow ground. Those extra hollow grounds take the path of least resistance since they are so thin. Didn't cut my self but that aftershave with denatured alcohol was a whole new level of wtf. Anyways hope yall are well.
 
So I went to the knife store today....
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Some sort of one off convertible hatchet/bayonet thing, about a foot and a half long bit me good. He showed me, step by step, how it worked before i even touched it. I couldn't figure out what it was. Design might need a little work.

The true lesson learned was, shortly thereafter in CVS, by the reactions of the pharmacy staff: I, walking with purpose, snagging Gorrilla glue off the shelf, opening it with my teeth, as i laid my fileted fingers on the counter, with a friendly, 'hey ya gotta sec? I need an extra hand.'

We always need to keep on mind, others don't necessarilly share our experience.

$200 deductible, at the ER, tanking the whole night, with the day off tomorrow
or
$6.25 + tax for super glue. I also switched my rx's to this much more convenient location. 2fer on that stop.

The choice is obvious. 😁

Happy Thanksgiving, all. Enjoy the time with your family.
 
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